See if you remember this old nursery ryhme:

There Was An Old Woman

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a spider,
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat, and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow
To catch the goat.
Just opened her throat, and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman
Who swallowed a horse
She's dead of course, she swallowed a horse.
She swallowed the horse
To catch the cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow
To catch the goat.
Just opened her throat, and swallowed a goat.
She swallowed the goat
To catch the dog.
What a hog! to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog
To catch the cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat
To catch the bird.
How absurd! to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird
To catch the spider
Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her.
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly.
I don't know why
she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

Ha Ha I like that old ryme so whats the new version "There once was a lion who Swallowed a Skunk I don't know why lets hope he didn't stunk er then hwe swlalwo a pink horse and um anothe rhorse " *falls over twithcing brain no working.