You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target.
Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article.

What you see is what you get.


Best Line from "Plane Train and Automobiles