I'm actually quite sad this didn't get used. All last minute-like, the hotel mentioned they're switching from the standard hotel key cards to the RFID chip cards (which I had) and it just wasn't in the con's budget to get the custom art printed on the new cards because it was hella expensive. There was a large print of this in the art show and some lucky person won it, and they are awesome.

The wigwam hotel is, in fact, real (if you had wondered after seeing Cars and their traffic cone variant) and it's right near me, so I had to do it. Plus, I love puns and goofy slogans.