"...Haven't I been put through enough already?"

OK, I can explain this. I can't excuse it, but I can explain it. See, there's these characters that Hallmark puts on some of its merchandise, and one of them looks sort of like a rabbit with pants for ears. Which gave me the idea that if a rabbit wore pants on its head, it would at least sort of make sense because the legs would act as earwarmers.

I guess he doesn't see it that way. Can't blame him really.

Also, if you've seen Dan Vs., imagine him saying the "Aw, c'mawwwn!" in Dan's voice. If you didn't automatically already.