Oh, boy. The origin story of Justice Jellyfish and more superhero sillyness.

The Atomic Amish Man, JJ's first partner, lost control of his buggy and plummeted into an open pit of radioactive waste. Emerging from the ooze, he found he could control a form of nuclear energy in the form of plasma bursts that he can fling from his hands or a portable energy shield that can protect him from bullets and explosions. A stern and humorless man, he often has trouble working with other super heroes.

Action Kentrosaurus is an anthro dinosaur mercenary. Despite his large size, he is quick on his feet and excellent at hand-to-hand combat. He's fluent in the use of many different kinds of guns, though he prefers his semi-auto shotgun. The eight pairs of spikes that line his lower back, shoulders, and tail make for deadly weapons in close-range fighting. His girlfriend is a human woman who is a fantastic sniper. The two often work as a team, to deadly effect.

Mechaardvark is a robotic, armored suit that is piloted by a largely unknown driver. He packs a Browning .30 caliber machine gun in his right arm and an Atchisson AA-12 automatic shotgun in his left arm. He is able to fly short distances with the jetpack mounted on his back and his powerful, rotating claws can rend metal, tear down walls, or dig through the ground.

They are all more cool that the Samarium Skier.