Hello. Greetings to the internet and all the places it touches down. I am Samuel J. Gonzo, your humble storyteller. I am a political cartoon, and I'm just about over my bender. So here is a simple depiction so anyone who hears my commentary will have a face to like or unlike (I am aware that the proper grammar is 'dislike', but I sometimes have to speak to the more contemporary and less refined). I have a lot of things I'm for, and only a few big things I'm against. But my opinion doesn't really matter, I just calls 'em like I sees 'em. Thank you all for your visual visit upon this vivid vocational visage which viciously vexes villainous investors with venomous vocal vasectomies. Also, I am an advocate of appropriately allocated alliteration.