I'm sorry but I cracked up.

*giggles*

Also, D. D for death. BY SNOO SNOO!

Me: "WHOAAAA! What's THAT?!" *points to her necklace*

*Jolene looks down, her tusks puncture her neck, she writhes in pain on the forest floor and bleeds to death.*

Me: "Huh.. It worked." *waits til she lies still, steps over her body while whistling a happy tune and continues forth*

sorry, she may be a club toting neanderthal, but she's not stupid *giggles*

XD

*Wild Twi'lek carries you away*

"The Wild Twi'lek sees you, you cannot out run her."

Hah! Guess again, I'm black!

Then again, those legs are nothing to shake a stick at! Well, maybe a particular kind of stick...

As long as she won't try to French me with those I guess I'll have to satisfy her... primal... urges!

I love how you made her proportions more... feral >D dem hips

I could never get away telling a joke like that

The hunt for satisfaction continues! ;p

it'll never end! :P

Not that anyone minds!

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *gasps and stops for breath* D :3

"That button is broken now, what is your new choice?"

Hmmmm A then... and SnooSnoo if i win :3

The end result is likely intense bodily harm and/or death.

Don't care, had snoo-snoo

just go with the flow :D

Dont think I have any other valid options, if I was willing to take those one's anyway.

here's a secret, she won't kill you as long as she is well pleasured

Ooh Good to know, very very good to know.

D. Death by SNOO SNOO!!! XD

rawr!

Mmm giggity.

B: fight. there can be no withdraw from these kinds of things!

you may just live... are you part Klingon by any chance? :P

No I am not. But I've simply learned that fleeing will only make the problem worse. Best face defeat openly. And if I do die by snoo snoo then at least my corpse will be facing the enemy :P

oh, 'cause Klingons are kinda like that :P

gee let me think....who the hell am i kidding D

I'll just activate my swag and and take it like a man.

what's the swag? :P

Can B end in a wrestling match?

if you think you can take her :P

*cracks his neck, and his knuckles* I'll accept that challenge!

I pick...f; Walk away humming a showtune.

it better be a good one :P

It might be...not suuure yeeeeeeeeeeeeet

better hurry, she's getting that glazed look in her eye :P

There is never any reason to hurry my dear. *climbs over a fallen tree and looks down at a ravine*

I choose five!
Snoo snoo her to death!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!

if you can manage it :D

Of course I can!
;p

ICANCOOKCLEANDRESSCLOTHESEWANDWHATEVERYOUWANT

All of my money. Take it.

*scratches her head and walks away confused*

Basically, do whatever the gal wants.

*eyes light up and bear hugs* mine!

OHnoes! *pretends to be helpless*

ha! you funny! *licks*

You know..this brings to question, For Tribal Twileks, does that mean it's a Matriarchal society, if This beauty here's to be an example of them?

I'm sure it's the one with the bigger tusks is the ruler :P

Kinky~

I do love a girl with tusks :P

Same~

*pokes her head out of her hiding spot* Wild Jolene scares me, if she sees me she'll drag me back to her cave and pound me ;.-.;

perhaps in a good way

'Good way' meaning so hard I can't walk afterwards D=

it's ok, she also likes to cuddle with her captured :D

D

D, of course. butt i warn you: i am a rabbit!

she eats rabbits, even the little white ones

*glups*

i choice B :D

good luck! :D

hehe yes she is a sexy lady but if she want to fight then let´s go! the chance for both is 50/50 :D

I'd start with a nice rub down,focusing on some parts more than others,with lots of smooches and snuggling,followed by licking and sucking,and then ending with hard sex once she's relaxed and accepting of it.

should be easy... except for that whole blood rage thing she has going on :P

So hard sex,then the snuggling and rub down. :)

you better wear her waaaay down then :P

I thought womens liked the rub downs. And snuggling.

yeah, but that's when they aren't trying to prove their dominance :P

How is having someone snuggle and love on you not proof of being pretty darn kick ass?

'cause she's about as cuddly as a rabid wolverine when she's mating :P

Then she's doing it wrong. :(

There's only one choice even worth considering in there

I want to study this snoo-snoo she is talking about!

just make sure you have lots of armor on :D

us dragons have natural body armor

*nods* yep, you'll need lots of armor

The thought occurs that she would totally kick Maya's ass (from killer instinct) and then do all sorts of things alphas do to their bitches

oh yes! :D

*Rips off my armor. Rips off her furs. Pounces the Twi'lek*

Let's Play!!!

Oh, and D.

*giggles* good luck, I salute you!

First we B. Then we D. After all, I'm sure she wouldn't want a mate that couldn't handle themselves in battle.

Besides, I could use the exercise.

you must be part Klingon :P

Vulcan, actually.

oooh... so it's that time of your life then *giggles*

Hey, if I'm only going to get nookie every seven years, man, it better be glorious.

oh, I'd make sure it's more than seven years

Fascinating.

No idea what snoo snoo is....but uh.....E. give flowers and run

*Places a hand on her shoulder* Well, you see, when a man lusts a woman ...

Oooooooooh, that....

Yeah. That. *Wonders what the deleted response was about*

Oh, I didn't get what you meant by what you said, and then it snapped into my head what you meant, so I hid the comment XD

Option D is for the best.

*nods* so true

Could "C" be the tree limb between my legs? X3

are you in a tree? :P

Nyyyope. :3p

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Snoo Snoo!!! XD Great work and good humor ^_^

careful, she enjoys cow girls too

/resigned Death by snu-snu it is. /hands self over

Snoo-snoo! I'm a man dammit

Rolled 100 on the Wild SEXUAL Encounter Table did we?!?!

and a 1 on the pillow fight...

Those are some TOUGH-looking Pillows....

D. The only real choice cause at least with it you may get a few more minutes of life since as big ass she is A-C would all end quickly and painfully. At least with D you get to go out like the skeletons they cut too on Futurama "Smiles on their Faces". Such a way to go out though can't think of a better way to go out passing on in the grips of a super hot buff amazon.

I'll take my medicine like a man and go out with a smile from ear to ear on my face.

but at least with this one, she won't kill you if you perform well

Hmmm sounds like a challenge that I have to accept like it or not lol

I choose D! I too need, snoo snoo!

*hands you a waiver* please sign here

*quickly signs* Oh boy! Can't wait for some snoo snoo

Will there be crushed pelvis's?

if someone is weak :P

Well then I reject your reality and substitute my own choices...however there is only one




A: Strips his clothing off and ponces on you and thoroughly rapes you.....


*Steeples fingers* Mwhahahahahahaha

yeah... she wrestles bears for scraps of food, good luck with that *giggles*

I like a challenge...and I've fought more for less. Besides, something tells me she is going to enjoy it. ;P

yea, she will :P

I'll let you in on a little secret....so will I.