When the Boss wants someone to suffer brutally or to make a show of destroying a rival's operation; Dru The Destroyer is the man for the job. His work isn't 'messy' per-se; his paranoia drives him into overkill. He likes to be sure, and nothing is quite as convincing as heavy automated weaponsfire or extremely bloody torture. He used to bite more frequently in his youth (and has bitten off others' hands, arms, reputedly heads too) though this decline in biting is not due to him 'mellowing with age' as is assumed by most of his associates. He has become convinced that getting someone else's blood in his mouth will infect him with some imagined weakness or disease.
He is also called 'The Long Face', 'Gaitorface' and 'Smiler' for his long, toothy snout, though not often to his face. He never wears a hat 'because they look ridiculous', though the thruth is that he hates the way they interfere with his ears and the brim impedes upon his field of vision. His fingers and toes are tipped with hoof-like nails rather than claws. His feet are plantigrade and he likes black and white shoes. He has a light machine gun in a box at the foot of his bed he calls 'the fat lady' and he generally sleeps with a magnum in hand or under his pillow. He is a light sleeper and rarely dreams. His tail is long, thick, tapering and short-furred, like a kangaroos'. He is not fussy about his food but is a bit of a messy eater, and for God's sake, if you must give him soup, give it to him in a cup! He will likely stab you in the eye with the spoon handle (he finds eating soup with a spoon enragingly difficult and sees it as a personal insult).
Other than that, he's quite a laid back chap :D
He is also called 'The Long Face', 'Gaitorface' and 'Smiler' for his long, toothy snout, though not often to his face. He never wears a hat 'because they look ridiculous', though the thruth is that he hates the way they interfere with his ears and the brim impedes upon his field of vision. His fingers and toes are tipped with hoof-like nails rather than claws. His feet are plantigrade and he likes black and white shoes. He has a light machine gun in a box at the foot of his bed he calls 'the fat lady' and he generally sleeps with a magnum in hand or under his pillow. He is a light sleeper and rarely dreams. His tail is long, thick, tapering and short-furred, like a kangaroos'. He is not fussy about his food but is a bit of a messy eater, and for God's sake, if you must give him soup, give it to him in a cup! He will likely stab you in the eye with the spoon handle (he finds eating soup with a spoon enragingly difficult and sees it as a personal insult).
Other than that, he's quite a laid back chap :D
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 544 x 717px
File Size 110.1 kB
Yeah, the real Andrewsarchus is known only from a 33 inch long skull and some bone fragments, so I wanted to make him a pretty big boy. I was tempted to put either the average-sized alsatian guy he sometimes works with or the springer spaniel girl he's interested in into the picture, but there's always next time I guess ^_^
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