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This is what happens to me every time I go to a con! I get hugged by some unhygienic furries, catch some horrific MALADY from some unsavory character and then wind up SICK by the time I get home! This time it didn't even wait till the con was over, and I spent the last half of my miserable MFF weekend gaining an all-too intimate familiarity with the Hyatt's restrooms! I really don't want to relive that moment so that's all I'm going to say about it. But, be warned this is what can occur to you if you let someone hug you!!!
(it's either that or maybe it had something to do with the all the junk food I gorged on in the ConSuite)
*sighs miserably*
*plop* *squirt* *poot*
(it's either that or maybe it had something to do with the all the junk food I gorged on in the ConSuite)
*sighs miserably*
*plop* *squirt* *poot*
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You are obviously one of those anal-retentive furries who pays excruciating attention to details.
Unlike most of the pack, who can't even follow a simple set of directions to the men's room without getting lost or hopelessly distracted.
And yes, as my luck would have it they run out of butt-wipe pretty much every time I use a public restroom.
Unlike most of the pack, who can't even follow a simple set of directions to the men's room without getting lost or hopelessly distracted.
And yes, as my luck would have it they run out of butt-wipe pretty much every time I use a public restroom.
Excruciating attention to details? If you mean in my copy of your keywords, no--I just copied yours and pasted them to my comment! You know, highlight desired text (some of your keywords, in this case), press "Ctrl+C", click "Add comment" (or whatever it's called), click in typing window, press "Ctrl+V" and there you go!
I'm sorry to hear about your public-restroom-toilet-paper troubles!
I'm sorry to hear about your public-restroom-toilet-paper troubles!
No, I mean noticing that I put it there as a keyword in the first place! You probably read the ingredients on the labels on boxes of Ramen noodled and can actually pronounce them.
And, I have the worst luck ever. I'm the guy who's debit card always gets sucked into the ATM machine right as I need to buy something...like food. Or, when I get in line at the grocery store it won't scan MY items and everyone backs up behind me grumbling and the cashier has to turn the little flashy light on.
And, I have the worst luck ever. I'm the guy who's debit card always gets sucked into the ATM machine right as I need to buy something...like food. Or, when I get in line at the grocery store it won't scan MY items and everyone backs up behind me grumbling and the cashier has to turn the little flashy light on.
Since you asked...
Anal retentive
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The words anal-retentive (or anally retentive, anal retentive), often shortened to "anal", are used in everyday language to describe a person with such a lot of attention to detail that the obsession becomes annoying to other people.
From Urban Dictionary:
anal retentive
A mild form of obsessive-compulsive disorder. A collection of very irritating personality traits that include stubbornness, orderliness, and a desire to control others and their surroundings. It makes a person meticulous or fixated about little things, nit-picking or paying extreme attention to detail,
And, things don't just 'often' not go well for me, they NEVER go well for me. It's really hard to thank God for something that never occurs, and anyway, I don't believe in God!
If there WAS a God he wouldn't have given me bright orange fur, droopy ears and a perpetually disgruntled facial expression!
Anal retentive
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
The words anal-retentive (or anally retentive, anal retentive), often shortened to "anal", are used in everyday language to describe a person with such a lot of attention to detail that the obsession becomes annoying to other people.
From Urban Dictionary:
anal retentive
A mild form of obsessive-compulsive disorder. A collection of very irritating personality traits that include stubbornness, orderliness, and a desire to control others and their surroundings. It makes a person meticulous or fixated about little things, nit-picking or paying extreme attention to detail,
And, things don't just 'often' not go well for me, they NEVER go well for me. It's really hard to thank God for something that never occurs, and anyway, I don't believe in God!
If there WAS a God he wouldn't have given me bright orange fur, droopy ears and a perpetually disgruntled facial expression!
I most certainly did NOT give those characteristics to myself. If I was somehow able to do that I would have given myself Charles Bronson's chin, Chuck Norris' pectorals and John Holmes.....ummmm
his.... eerrrrrr...
salary!
Not to mention I'd have Robin William's personality, Sean Connery's sex appeal and get all the hawtest furreh babes and I'd always be invited to cons as a Guest of Honor! Not that any of that is ever going to happen because I somehow wound on the Almighty's holiest of shit-lists. I must have been a truly awful llama in one of my past lives...
Next thing you know I'll wind up on the dang TSA No-Fly list too!
his.... eerrrrrr...
salary!
Not to mention I'd have Robin William's personality, Sean Connery's sex appeal and get all the hawtest furreh babes and I'd always be invited to cons as a Guest of Honor! Not that any of that is ever going to happen because I somehow wound on the Almighty's holiest of shit-lists. I must have been a truly awful llama in one of my past lives...
Next thing you know I'll wind up on the dang TSA No-Fly list too!
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