My betta babes like Halloween too.
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Stolen and shamelessly changed from the movie "Lady in Cement"
Tony Rome on his boat, Straight Pass' radio, "Coast Guard. This is Straight Pass calling Coast Guard. Over."
Coast Guard radio operator, "Straight Pass, this is Coast Guard."
Tony, "This is Straight Pass. Like to report a body floating off Fowey Rocks."
Coast Guard radio operator, "Is it a hazard to navigation?"
Tony incredulously repeats it to himself, "Is it a hazard to navigation?"
Tony over the radio, "No, just a dead, wet beta zombie hanging around with her boobs out of the water.- Over and out."
Coast Guard radio operator, "Roger, Straight Pass."
Tony Rome on his boat, Straight Pass' radio, "Coast Guard. This is Straight Pass calling Coast Guard. Over."
Coast Guard radio operator, "Straight Pass, this is Coast Guard."
Tony, "This is Straight Pass. Like to report a body floating off Fowey Rocks."
Coast Guard radio operator, "Is it a hazard to navigation?"
Tony incredulously repeats it to himself, "Is it a hazard to navigation?"
Tony over the radio, "No, just a dead, wet beta zombie hanging around with her boobs out of the water.- Over and out."
Coast Guard radio operator, "Roger, Straight Pass."
There is a joke there if you've ever seen this movie. Frank Sinatra just found a body and is reporting it to the Coast Guard and their only concern is if it is a hazard to shipping which isn't the reaction he was expecting. I find it funny because if I'd found a body in the water I'd probably call the Coast Guard first too, if I hadn't seen the movie that is...
Algae eaters are a little more tougher to tell.
I had a tank once where all the other fish would eventually die of old age and my big tank sucker would out live them all.
Being mostly a bottom feeder, it figures that he wouldn't float to the top like other fish in passing. So one stinky room later I flushed him.
Of course, he wouldn't let that be the end of being longest living fish and last for that matter. Old fish of that kind tend to get big, though looking at him he should have gone down. But spread fins and going down down tail first, made for an interesting flood in the bathroom.
And that's the closest experience that I've had to a fish zombie.
Hope your isn't as bad as mine.
I had a tank once where all the other fish would eventually die of old age and my big tank sucker would out live them all.
Being mostly a bottom feeder, it figures that he wouldn't float to the top like other fish in passing. So one stinky room later I flushed him.
Of course, he wouldn't let that be the end of being longest living fish and last for that matter. Old fish of that kind tend to get big, though looking at him he should have gone down. But spread fins and going down down tail first, made for an interesting flood in the bathroom.
And that's the closest experience that I've had to a fish zombie.
Hope your isn't as bad as mine.
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