Warning: May be loud!

I'm not a singer. And I only have a Rockband microphone. And I'm not always intelligible in this. And I write much better poetry than this. But I thought this would be a fun little thing to record, especially with the "album" I've been putting together (a collection of recordings of songs I write). Anyway!

Terrible lyrics:

"Come one! Come all! Come to see the show!
Whether short or fat or tall, all must go!
Step right in to attend our seminar—
With us, my dearest friends, you'll go far!

"In modern times, to think is a crime!
The greatest danger, to use your mind!
But put away your troubles and fears,
For mindless conformity is here!

"We'll pack away your quirks and habits—
You're only fit to breed like rabbits—
Wisdom is a beast best left alone;
What your country wants, and needs, are drones!

"It's hip! It's fresh! The cool kids do it!
All you need's not to put your mind to it!
This procedure's for the light of heart—
Just sign this waiver, and we can start:"

I agree you're the best I can find,
And I would like to be void of mind.
Sign me up today for your classes,
To help me see life through dark glasses.

"Mindless conformity for fun and profit!
It's hip! It's fresh!
Songs for the light of heart, and void of mind!"