Planning a trip into the desert? Want to live your life out in the sands? Silph Co. now offers a new program that lets you live safely in your new home! Furthermore, new to this product is a portable, temporary treatment. Bring one along in your emergency kit every time you head out into a trip in the desert!

As with all our products, this comes with an extensive array of side benefits, including, but not limited to, flight, eye protection, increased strength and durability, and singing ability!


(Side effects WILL include total, irreversible physical and mental metamorphosis and temporary loss of speech. Note that cold and ice become exceedingly dangerous to recipients of the treatment. Constant increased levels of temperature are recommended for long-term health reasons. Consultation with a physician is required before treatment. Results depicted are typical, however, treatment of subject above is in progress, and should not be taken to be final result of treatment.)