*One day, in the middle of a hot Mojave Wasteland . . . *
AppleJack: *Four-legging/walking on the road with Derpy/Ditzy Doo*
Derpy: *Being cross-eyed and leading the way while thinking about muffins*
AppleJack: *Sees something in the far distance* Hang on, . . . Something ain't right.
Derpy: what?
AppleJack: I don't think we're going to the right trail
Derpy: Don't be silly. I know the Mojave wastland just like everypony *bumps into an NCR Veteran Pony* Oof!
NCR VP1: Halt! You are not authorized to enter.
Derpy: huh?
AppleJack: Let me handle this Derpy. *Goes to the NCR Veteran Pony* Can I help you?
NCR VP1: You are not authorized to enter unless you have a passport
AppleJack: Passport? . . . Nopony told us about any passport
NCR VP1: Passports are required!
AppleJack: We . . . don't have any passports.
NCR VP: . . .
AppleJackL uumm . . . Are you ok?
Derpy: I think he wants muffins
NCR Veteran Ponies: *Arming their weapons*
AppleJack: uh oh
Derpy: whoa! I don't have that much muffins to share for all of you *facing in a different direction*
NCR VP1: HALT! By the order of the NCR, you are now arrested for trespassing unto New Vegas without obtaining any passports. You now have the rights to remain silent and give us all of you firearms or else you two will BE dealt with!
AppleJack: New Vegas?! . . . . Derpy, . . . . Are you sure we're going the right trail to Equestria? . . .
Derpy: I did, but I think they're in the wrong place since the ones I've met doesn't like my muffins.


There, I'm done! You Bronies happy now?!?!?!?1  ffffplz

Idea (C) the people who made Fallout: Equestria
NCR Desert Ranger/Pony (C) Bethesda or Obisidian Softworks
AppleJack and Derpy Hoover belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro