Years ago my friend and I were driving by Walgreens, and there was a sign by the pharmacy saying 'We accept all plans!' He wanted to dress like a pirate and, jokingly, ask if they'd accept his plans to kill the Kracken...and this is what happened after that XD...


Here's me plans to kill the Kracken,
I hear that prick has been attackin'
Now pass the rum, pass the rum;
I'll drink it to the very last and then I'll pass out on me ass
Yes, on me bum, yes, on me bum;
That bastard ran away again, he ran off with me boots
I'm sayin'
We need more rum, we need more rum;
Fuck your coffee fuck your tea, that rums' the only drink for me
So pass the rum, so pass the rum;
Ahoy! I see the Kracken there!
Make that bugger think we're gonna share
And pass the rum, pass the rum;
We'll get him plastered off his ass
That sonuvabitch will drink his last
Oh, pass the rum, pass the rum;
Sooooooooooo-
Here's me plans to kill the Kraken…
Whatcha think?