(drops his pants)

Natasha: oh ho... seems that somone know i'm a Sexuologist... *grin*

I thought this was my physical.

*reads on the papers*
Natasha: aww... damn true... it's "just" a phisical exam well... let's get to work...

(waits for her instructions)

*begins to write on the papers*
Natasha: ok just to make sure... are you human, Groid, shapeshifter or what ?

Human with a bit of Troll on my mother's side.

*write down*
Natasha: ...eh ? troll ?

That was a joke

Natasha: gosh you almost fooled me... you know with all these new races exploration and stuff... ahem... anyway... gender... age... stuff like that ?

Male, age 21.

Nataha: excelent... get on the measurement pod just with socks and underwear...

(does so)

*the pod measure your height and weight as she check your shoulder and hip width*

At least your not using the neck measurements like in the American military.

Natasha: most measurements have been autonomously done by the Pod... so i just have to take the ones the pod can't take...

I was referring to the fact that you can pass an american military fitness test even if you're out of shape if you got a really thick neck.

Natasha: keep your head on the shoulders right ? *giggle*

Actually, it's more like "if you have neck size x then you're supposed to have hip size y." The equation for body composition in the american military is y-x=z. But the human body doesn't work that why. There are perfectly fit military officers who fail the measurements because they had a small neck.

Natasha: quite unfair and idiotic... isn't it ?

Yes.

Natasha: have you been rejected for those reason ?

No. I just haven't put in an application.

Natasha: oh i see... By the way we have done... ^^

Thank you. (hugs her)

*hug back smiling*
Natasha: i missed a bit of kind phisical contact...

(nuzzles) ^_^

*she smile as she let you nuzzle her*
Natasha: you are quite sweet...

You're sweeter.

Natasha: aww... thank you ^^

You're welcome.

Natasha: come back any time you will need a hug or anything else ^^

I will.

Cool!

Me: Uuuum......it dosn´t?

Natasha: no... it dosn't... it would feel quite good for you... so good you will not mind at all to do it again...

Me: Uuuum....ok.....what should i....do now?

Natasha: undress and make love with me of course... ^^

Me: O__O Ummmm?

*she laugh*
Natasha: I'm just kidding hon ^^

Me: Aaaahahaha....Good Joke ^^'

Natasha: yeah... because that comes after the visit... ^^

Me: Ooooh.....ok^^'

Natasha: ok ? huh good... ok then pull up the shirt...

Me: *Pulls the Shirt up*

*she touches your back and hips... then she check your breathe and hear beat with a stethoscope*

Me: Sooo....what should i do next?

Natasha: *give little bump to your back* what you mean with that ?

Me: Sorry, I mean what comes next? ^^'

Natasha: you mean after the exams ? ^^

Me: Um...ehehe...yeah....^^'

Natasha: well... in some cases i like... to make in deep exams... to see if your sexuality... "works" well...

Me: Oh my....well....^^'

Natasha: i will ask you questions... and find out new intresting way to interpretate your sexuality...

Me: I´m a bt worried. How do you mean "find out new intresting way to interpretate your sexuality"?

Natasha: just a wierd way to say... let's find out your fetishes... *giggle*

Me: Uuuum......you don´t wanna know my Fetishes....^^'

Natasha: oh do you ? tell me why not are you scared by sexuality or it's just shiness ?

Me: No...i´m not shy.......but some of my Fetishes are a bit strange for a Women.^^'

Natasha: no fetish is strange for me... talk to me about them before you say that... *smiles kindly*

Me: Well.....i like Inflation, Macro,Breats Expansion and Growth.......*Starting to get nervous*

Natasha: intresting... they are hard fetish to do in real life... but be a G-roid like me have some advantages... i can do... some of those things...

Silver Shinobi: So you're the doctor my creator's so nervous about?

Natasha: your creator ? and... who are you if i can dare to ask ?

Silver Shinobi: I'm the Silver Shinobi. I think you know a man who has an interest in a girl named Brianna, or something like that?

Natasha: oh you mean him... yes he is nervous about me because i use unconvetional way to make sure his relationship get better...

Silver Shinobi: Yeah, I bet that'd make anybody nervous... ^^; Anyway, I hear you do physical exams. I hope you don't mind a walk-in?

Natasha: not at all get in ^^

Silver Shinobi: Alright... *goes in* I'm guessing I should drop my pants for this?

Natasha: even your underwear if you want...

Silver Shinobi: Alright... *takes of pants and underwear, along with the rest of his outfit, and shows this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6538325 *

Natasha: oh... healthy... *smiles widely*

Silver Shinobi: Yeah... I try to stay fit... walk or run a lot. Guess I could use a little work on my upper body, though.

Natasha: i don't think anyone would ever notice... your upper body with a... ahem... lower one like... that ^^

Silver Shinobi: *looks down with a confused expression* ...Is it that obvious?

*she measure his penis*
Natasha: ...yes... it is...

Really? What'd you measure?

Natasha: well... let's say your... manhood it's 2.7 points of health over the standard... means that if girls would know what you have in your pants... they will get more friendly... at least... pervy ones...

....Ah. *a little confused, but seems to somewhat understand what she means by that*

Natasha: your structure looks athletical and strong i don't think you should focus too much on your upper body half... because it's the full body what anyone else... or a partner see...

Silver Shinobi: Meh, I suppose... I don't lift weights that often, mainly because I prefer agility over brute strength.

Natasha: even in bed ? *smile*

*raises an eyebrow* Care to find out?

Natasha: you are asking me... to copulate with you ? *put down pen and blocknotes*

Silver Shinobi: Only if you want to~

Natasha: for me it's really not a problem... you are direct, you have charm and a manhood that most man will envy...

Silver Shinobi: *chuckles* Well, you know what they say. It's not just the size of the weapon that matters. It's how you use it.

Natasha: intresting and somehow true... even if we are at the "borders" with a dic- err... a penis like your one...

Oh, borders? Now I'm curious as to your personal opinion.

(Ack, I did it again. >_<)

Silver Shinobi: Oh, borders? Now I'm curious as to your personal opinion.

Natasha: your... penis is so big that it will be hard for you not to please... a girl...

Silver Shinobi: Just say the word~

Natasha: what word ? mhh ?

Silver Shinobi: Oh, you know what I'm talking about~

Natasha: is it... fuck me ?

Silver Shinobi: *smiles through his mask* Gladly. How d'ya want it?

Natasha: i'm born to please... so it's up to you...

((We should probably do notes again here, just to be safe.))

(yes sir ^^)

*pulls all clothes off without question* O3o

Natasha: finally a patient that know what to do... when it's time for a in-deep examination... *wide smile as she looks from head to toes* ...you are ?

.w. my name is alyx mam *blush*

Natasha: good... *writes down* on the bed Mr. Alyx... let's check if you are healthy...

*lies down on bed* does it hurt?

Natasha: you can't imagine how much... *put gloves but then laughs* don't worry... patient get out from my ambulatory always with a really wide smile...

.w. sounds like fun ... painful fun .w. *squrms*

Natasha: don't tell me you are a masochist ?

i am
a rather large one infarct

Natasha: huh i'm born to please not to hurt... *looks kinda sorry*

well to masochists pleasure is pain :3
but im a bigger medical fetishist -3-

meaning i love ANYTHING medical ... sadism is just one part of what i like -3- i have a long list of pleasures -3-

Natasha: well... tell me... because i'm curious... afterall... i'm a practical sexuologist... i love to undestand the fetishes of my patients...

well * nervous finger pokes together* i like anything medical related ... gloves, masks, sounds, enemas, restraints, pokes prods, samples exc
and for the masochism i equate pain to pleasure and what a normal person would take as unbearable and mean and try to get away i stay and take as affection ... happened after a car accident
for the others ... latex ... sounding, light bondage, heavy bondage, hand jobs, prostate massage, asphyxiation and ofcource all the normal stuff

Natasha: *smiles* seems like you are the perfect patient... you will even beg me to do... those things to you... mhh ?

yes doctor i would .w.