who put you up to this

i swear to the gods i will make you regret it if you don't tell me

gordon didn't speak - he found his pizza missing next week. fortunately it was week old pizza so it was moldy

"ha ha gordon i have your pizza you look depressed" governor walrus said (the governor was a walrus)

"yes i'm depressed is that all"

"yes no man is himself without his pizza"

so walrus left. gordon wasn't even fazed