1) "oh muther fucking shit hell fuck shit balls, yamelcha is in my class." (mind flashes back to looking at her tumblr last night, where there was awkward hentai gifs, a vagina patch, feminazi rants, and her hairy armpit pictures.)

2) "so how was your summer?" "my boy friend dumped me. and my dog died right after that." ".....fffffffffffffffuck i'm uh... sorry. (SO YOU TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR ARM PITS?!)"

3) "i guess you need a time machine, you know. :'D to uh, go back and make sure none of this happened..."


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