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Part 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6506047/
A filly gets a lotta things
She gets a horn or maybe wings
She gets a pretty set of hooves
She gets some fancy trottin' moves
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a stallion
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Mane-chu was real fine
My Ronald Coltman made 'em blink
My Rancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a stallion
They call me sire, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And mares will flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when they guess the graze I've had
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a stallion
One hundred hairs make a stallion
One hundred hairs make a stallion
A filly gets a lotta things
She gets a horn or maybe wings
She gets a pretty set of hooves
She gets some fancy trottin' moves
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a stallion
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Mane-chu was real fine
My Ronald Coltman made 'em blink
My Rancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a stallion
They call me sire, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And mares will flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when they guess the graze I've had
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache moustache moustache moustache
One hundred hairs make a stallion
One hundred hairs make a stallion
One hundred hairs make a stallion
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And here, I thought you were filking a Qypthone song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3mkeK6pRaY
What song are you parodying?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3mkeK6pRaY
What song are you parodying?
"Mustache" by Sparks, o' course!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_kQHxJtj8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_kQHxJtj8
[LE MONOCLE AND TOP HAT]
[VERBOSE]
FORSOOTH, I HAVE DETECTED A RATHER SUDDEN BUT MODEST PRESENCE OF STYLIZED FACIAL HAIR IN THE VICINITY! I WILL TAKE THIS APPEARANCE TO MY OWN ADVANTAGE TO SAY THAT THIS GROWTH OF FACIAL HAIR, THOUGH THOROUGHLY MODEST, REQUIRES TO BE AT LEAST TWENTY DEGREES CENTIGRADE LESS TEMPERATE IN ORDER FOR OUR GOOD FELLOW TO BE A TRUE MASCULINE MEMBER OF SOCIETY OF A HIGH SOCIAL NATURE.
[/LE MONOCLE AND TOP HAT]
[/VERBOSE]
[VERBOSE]
FORSOOTH, I HAVE DETECTED A RATHER SUDDEN BUT MODEST PRESENCE OF STYLIZED FACIAL HAIR IN THE VICINITY! I WILL TAKE THIS APPEARANCE TO MY OWN ADVANTAGE TO SAY THAT THIS GROWTH OF FACIAL HAIR, THOUGH THOROUGHLY MODEST, REQUIRES TO BE AT LEAST TWENTY DEGREES CENTIGRADE LESS TEMPERATE IN ORDER FOR OUR GOOD FELLOW TO BE A TRUE MASCULINE MEMBER OF SOCIETY OF A HIGH SOCIAL NATURE.
[/LE MONOCLE AND TOP HAT]
[/VERBOSE]
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