"There you are, foul beast! At last I've found ye! Now where's our princess?!"

"Hmm? Who are you?"

"I am the one who shall slay ye! Stand your ground!"

"Really now? But aren't you a little bit scrawny? I mean... sure you're a bit taller than most humans, but you don't look very strong at all..."

"Hmph... I'm tougher than I look!... and even if I were not, I've all the equipment I need to take you down!"

"Doesn't that sword look a bit rusty though? And do you really expect a simple chain vest to fare well against me? My fire would go right through it, you know, and your limbs are undefended."

"Umm... Well... I..."

"...You didn't think this through very well, did you?"

"...No... no I didn't..."

"So, you know how I deal with 'attackers' like you, right?"

"Umm... well... I don't suppose you'd believe me then if I were to say I intended this sword and shield to be a gift to you all along, my lord?"

"Nope, not buying that. Sorry." *chomp* "But I thank you for the meal. hehe. You were tasty at least." >:3