The second Ironclaw campaign I am involved with has me playing Bellamy du Gerard l'Avoirdupois, collie dilettante and ladies' man, presently depicted performing a faux paus at a social function.

You were expecting subtlety from a dog?

I made so many mistakes in this I got the paper grey from all the erasing I did, and forgot what poses they were originally in. Thus, in case you wonder where that arm goes or how that knee bends that way, all I can say is, in the immortal words of the TF2 Medic, "I have NO idea!"