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OH MY GOD, IT'S BACK!!!
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Lion
Size 565 x 853px
File Size 79.8 kB
THEY'RE BACK?! OH GOD DAMN IT MAN I THOUGHT THE CLINIC GAVE YOU THE SHAMPOO THAT WOULD GET RID OF THOSE GIANT ALIEN SPACE CRABS!
Shit, I remember when you told me how much it hurt when those bastard would pinch all through the night to the beat of Celine Dion's "My Fart Will Go On" but damn it, I thought they were gone for good, fine, I'll get the sandblaster.
Heee, very awesome stuff, man! It looks like poor little Bioxz is going to be abducted into the alien hive JUST as he's about to get his disco on, he even has his MANTICORE tail a going (I know JUST how long it takes to get those spiked just right, those bastard better know not to touch a brother's tail hair), but they probably just want in on some of the action they've been seeing (As we all know, aliens are by far the biggest group of voyeurs ever, every time you're having sex, little gray men are watching your pink man jumping into holes faster than James Sunderland!), so hopefully they'll be kind enough to broadcast it in the night's sky for all the popcorn munchers (Like moi) can watch too :P
Shit, I remember when you told me how much it hurt when those bastard would pinch all through the night to the beat of Celine Dion's "My Fart Will Go On" but damn it, I thought they were gone for good, fine, I'll get the sandblaster.
Heee, very awesome stuff, man! It looks like poor little Bioxz is going to be abducted into the alien hive JUST as he's about to get his disco on, he even has his MANTICORE tail a going (I know JUST how long it takes to get those spiked just right, those bastard better know not to touch a brother's tail hair), but they probably just want in on some of the action they've been seeing (As we all know, aliens are by far the biggest group of voyeurs ever, every time you're having sex, little gray men are watching your pink man jumping into holes faster than James Sunderland!), so hopefully they'll be kind enough to broadcast it in the night's sky for all the popcorn munchers (Like moi) can watch too :P
No, as it turned out, the doctor's handwriting on the prescription was too hard to read, so they assumed I was in that medical test group for some kind of shampoo that's supposed to make your scalp more heat absorbent and insulate. However, there were side effects, such as all my hair falling out and flowers regrowing in their place. Woulda been fine with that, too, if not for the fact that they were pansies, the pansiest of all flowers. I DO have a reputation to maintain. :I
Also, you're surprisingly bang on... except, I imaged alien space ships would look a little more like the stuff you see in Star Trek, and less like a basement dolled up with cheap decorations and Christmas lights. Also, I figured the aliens would look more... alien-ish, and less like a bad costume being worn by Dave, that guy down the street who had to tell everyone in the neighborhood that he was a registered sex offender before he moved in. Also, the alien gauntlet he wore looked surprisingly familiar to an ankle bracelet.
xD Thanks for the compliment, and the lols. :3
Also, you're surprisingly bang on... except, I imaged alien space ships would look a little more like the stuff you see in Star Trek, and less like a basement dolled up with cheap decorations and Christmas lights. Also, I figured the aliens would look more... alien-ish, and less like a bad costume being worn by Dave, that guy down the street who had to tell everyone in the neighborhood that he was a registered sex offender before he moved in. Also, the alien gauntlet he wore looked surprisingly familiar to an ankle bracelet.
xD Thanks for the compliment, and the lols. :3
Oh, no, no, had I received that invitation, I would have arrived armed with one flamethrower in each hand, not completely unarmed like this. :P
AND I would have showed up at your house with the katana used to slay your ancestors for sending me that in the first place. :s
AND I would have showed up at your house with the katana used to slay your ancestors for sending me that in the first place. :s
Oh, nothing. Just, from a distance and in that darkness, it looked like there was a thing in the closet.
Oh, no, honey. Send a cougar my way... and a cougar who to crush me under her political power, no less... and I am all OVER that motherfucker. (Besides, she needs to get even with Bill SOMEtime.)
And while I do not really have a comic collection, I DO have a vintage shirt collection. And if scenario #1 happens, the face you see here will be followed up shortly by the face you see HERE.
And while I do not really have a comic collection, I DO have a vintage shirt collection. And if scenario #1 happens, the face you see here will be followed up shortly by the face you see HERE.
First--LOL at all the comments! It's funnier to see what everyone else speculates the shadow could be than to find out from you what it is. Not that you've told us, but at this point I have to wonder if the truth could be as good as the suggestions.
Second, love your expression, the contrast made by having your face so in shadow and hard to see, and of course that tail. Interestingly enough it more puts me in mind of how lions were depicted in medieval times with a pomegranate on their tail. Pomegranates being the symbol of fertility; make of that what you will.
I'd say it was Nieve you were witnessing, but I can't see why he'd frighten you--in fact I'd think you'd be rushing toward him, not cringing away.
Second, love your expression, the contrast made by having your face so in shadow and hard to see, and of course that tail. Interestingly enough it more puts me in mind of how lions were depicted in medieval times with a pomegranate on their tail. Pomegranates being the symbol of fertility; make of that what you will.
I'd say it was Nieve you were witnessing, but I can't see why he'd frighten you--in fact I'd think you'd be rushing toward him, not cringing away.
Much like Mariss from Frasier, the noodle incident from Calvin and Hobbes, and Al's mother-in-law from Married... with Children, it's much more fun to just leave the whole picture to the imagination of the viewer. You could be the greatest artist/writer in the world, and STILL never met or exceed EVERYONE'S expectations as to what that horrifying thing offscreen happens to be.
Still, fun to offer some possibilities as to what it MIGHT BE.
Still, fun to offer some possibilities as to what it MIGHT BE.
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