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Meet the Infurnationals: Apestoso (Cinco de Mayo)
Name: Apestoso
Species: Findley's Woodrat
Age: 63
Likes: Surfing, Musky things, Showing his butt, Boycotting, Breakdancing, Rough sex, Rave, Parkour, Flatulence, Partying, Twerking, Facesitting, Pirating, Toilet humor, Gyrating, Buildering, Adult cartoons, Comic books, Doing his business, Sending nudes
Dislikes: Shaving, Capitalism, Politics, Rumors, Lies, Misinformation, Egocentric people, Hypocrites
Favorite Food: Chilaquiles
Occupation: Assassin
Birthplace: New Mexico, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Chemical Thrower
Title: The Smell of a Hazardous Rat
Fursonal Quote: “¿Hueles eso? Ese es el olor de la derrota.”
Mr. H: "Happy Cinco de Mayo! Which means, "Fifth of May" in Spanish. Pretty sure some of you already knew that, especially if you took Spanish classes back in your school days. Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Mexican's victory against the French in the Battle of Puebla back in 1862. In fact, did you know that fifteen years ago, California, alongside other southwestern states were formerly Mexico BEFORE the Battle of Puebla? That is, until 1848, the Treaty of Guadalupe has made Mexicans into American citizens. Now, just so you all know, Cinco de Mayo IS NOT the celebration of Mexican Independence. In fact, Mexican Independence Day is on September 16th - THAT day is where Mexico earned its Independence from Spain fifty-two years earlier in 1810. So, despite Cinco de Mayo being acknowledged and celebrated, it's not a federal holiday in Mexico. And now, presenting our next new hero from New Mexico. This big hairy rat right here is...Apestoso! You're probably wondering what "Apestoso" means. I'll give you a hint: "Uh-oh, STINKY!" Does that jog your noggin? Hehe. Now, you gotta admit, Apestoso...he looks pretty damn sexy as hell for a hairy, smelly rat assassin. Maybe it has to do with the gas mask covering his face. Despite Apestoso not being much into politics, he still fights for his and everyone else's rights. On a side note, he loves to get dirty...and also loves getting naughty AND nasty. That's...kinda his thing, especially when it comes to his bodily gases. Another thing to note, he CAN be quite bestial...but only if someone either offends or provokes him. In fact, I heard that Apestoso once scratched a dude's face so many times like a scratching post at the bar. And this one time he bit this other dude's ear off. Not to mention, he bit this other guy's neck so hard like a vampire. Damn, Apestoso's a fuckin' beast, for sure! So, I wouldn't pick a fight with this guy if I were you, even IF you're as tough as you say you are. Speaking of fighting, Apestoso wields a Chemical Thrower on the battlefield. With it, he can shoot large chemical bombs that'll unleash a radioactive blast, disintegrating multiple enemies. Hecc, even his big rat ass can unleash some serious blast. Hehehehe."
Species: Findley's Woodrat
Age: 63
Likes: Surfing, Musky things, Showing his butt, Boycotting, Breakdancing, Rough sex, Rave, Parkour, Flatulence, Partying, Twerking, Facesitting, Pirating, Toilet humor, Gyrating, Buildering, Adult cartoons, Comic books, Doing his business, Sending nudes
Dislikes: Shaving, Capitalism, Politics, Rumors, Lies, Misinformation, Egocentric people, Hypocrites
Favorite Food: Chilaquiles
Occupation: Assassin
Birthplace: New Mexico, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Chemical Thrower
Title: The Smell of a Hazardous Rat
Fursonal Quote: “¿Hueles eso? Ese es el olor de la derrota.”
Mr. H: "Happy Cinco de Mayo! Which means, "Fifth of May" in Spanish. Pretty sure some of you already knew that, especially if you took Spanish classes back in your school days. Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Mexican's victory against the French in the Battle of Puebla back in 1862. In fact, did you know that fifteen years ago, California, alongside other southwestern states were formerly Mexico BEFORE the Battle of Puebla? That is, until 1848, the Treaty of Guadalupe has made Mexicans into American citizens. Now, just so you all know, Cinco de Mayo IS NOT the celebration of Mexican Independence. In fact, Mexican Independence Day is on September 16th - THAT day is where Mexico earned its Independence from Spain fifty-two years earlier in 1810. So, despite Cinco de Mayo being acknowledged and celebrated, it's not a federal holiday in Mexico. And now, presenting our next new hero from New Mexico. This big hairy rat right here is...Apestoso! You're probably wondering what "Apestoso" means. I'll give you a hint: "Uh-oh, STINKY!" Does that jog your noggin? Hehe. Now, you gotta admit, Apestoso...he looks pretty damn sexy as hell for a hairy, smelly rat assassin. Maybe it has to do with the gas mask covering his face. Despite Apestoso not being much into politics, he still fights for his and everyone else's rights. On a side note, he loves to get dirty...and also loves getting naughty AND nasty. That's...kinda his thing, especially when it comes to his bodily gases. Another thing to note, he CAN be quite bestial...but only if someone either offends or provokes him. In fact, I heard that Apestoso once scratched a dude's face so many times like a scratching post at the bar. And this one time he bit this other dude's ear off. Not to mention, he bit this other guy's neck so hard like a vampire. Damn, Apestoso's a fuckin' beast, for sure! So, I wouldn't pick a fight with this guy if I were you, even IF you're as tough as you say you are. Speaking of fighting, Apestoso wields a Chemical Thrower on the battlefield. With it, he can shoot large chemical bombs that'll unleash a radioactive blast, disintegrating multiple enemies. Hecc, even his big rat ass can unleash some serious blast. Hehehehe."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Rat
Size 1890 x 1950px
File Size 2.27 MB
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