LOL nice face on the Dark Lord

Dark Lord: Ha a woman?! NO woman can handle my "Giant Lizard!!!!"

*Girl starts to snicker...*

Dark Lord: Cower before my "Long Neck Dragon!!!"

*Girl starts laughing... everyone around them slowly stops fighting*

Dark Lord: Look at her... she is hysterical with fear!!! Now you will feel the power of my "Slimy Serpent"!!!

*The crowd starts to chuckle as the girl falls over holding her stomach laughing*

Dark Lord: What is so funny? How dare you!!! Prepare for an acid bath!!!!

*The girls gasp for a moment in fear*

Dark Lord: Yes I like that look of terror! You will regret laughing when Shay'long spews white liquid all over your face!!!!!

*Every burst out laughing. The Dragon look confused*

Girl: Your Wyverns name is "Shlong"?!

Dark Lord: SHAY'LONG!!! SHAY'L... Curse you!!

*He begins to strokes the dragons neck with both hands to comfort it*

Dark Lord: Come on!! Come on!!! Shoot your juices right into their laughing mouths!!!!

After that the war was pretty much over.