"I did grant your wish to have more control over your age and even winded you up to an old age so it could tick down."

*me pouting*

"It's not my fault you didn't take me seriously when I said not to let it tick too far down! Look what happens when you don't take care of something you control. I'd help you out, but I don't have arms or hands. Hopefully someone will be here soon to wind you back up or maybe just a little bit and keep you like this. Good luck, kiddo!"