...

wut

(gives your neer-fish a 1-up mushroom) that should help D=

I hate it when I kill my lover in fish form.

But he looks so fat already, maybe he ate to much?

He's overfed no wonder :O

I feel like a horrible person for laughing at this >.>

you hush XD

We just have to get you another one!

*Pokes it* all better. XD

I find this totally hilarious. Made me laugh out loud at work.

THATS BECAUSE NEER IS NOT A FISH! D:

He's not dead! He's just half dead from eating so much food... give him a few days rest and I'm sure he'll right as rain!

blub :(

*uses an alchemist stone an revives him* There now hes not dead ^-^

Flush him down the toilet!

Not if you roll him in lard first.

^made me smile.

*blames George Lucas* X3

From henceforth your name shall now be...DARLA!

*Uses max revive on neer*

Did you give him a three ham omelet? Lol Brak Show.

oh my god three ham omelet

i can't believe i remember that reference. all i can think of when i hear The Brak Show is
"I have ten thousand dollars cash money.
I will go get it! Presently."

awww poor thing. luckily we have SCIENCE!!! *dawns lab coat and snatches him away then lays him on table then zaps him and other misc scary science thingies when the smoke clears the neerfish is gigantic with bolts in his neck with blank face* annnnd there done! he will even be more obedient now to! *evil science mad doctor maniacal laugh*MUAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*is suddenly zapped by the lighting he used to revive neer*

he went bliub blub didn't he....

oh no!!

Now I'm sad all day. :(

*lifts the toilet seat: we'll get you another one tomorrow.

Well there's two problems with this..

!. The bowl was too damn small for him.

2. You were eyeballing him from the start with sushi recipes.

still adorable though

It's OK, they sell them down the road. Just buy a new one! :3

Neer is a digimon, not a goldfish! he needs proper nutrients and oxygen!

FISHY
WHY
ARE
YOU
SLEEPING

God that movie. I need to watch it again.

awwwww, Neerfish deid.....


l3 fry him up!~

Neer fish are like turtles. They need a place to stand with their head out of the water. :O Else...well....blub blub blub.

:F all dead fishes go into 1 place in bathroom and their fragile carapaces whos spirit and soul already abandoned , they away with sound of "fluuuush"

Ooooh Sushi! What, after all the omlettes he made?

Gaawww!! Sad ;-;

lolz X3

He's glowing... Is he regenerating?

And you'll raise him all over again! All's well that ends well!

Let me give him some green glowing reanimation serum, then he can move his dead bones, and live forever.

Aww... neer fishy is gone... *thinks on a recipe to cook him* shweet ;)

Ohnoez D:

This is terribly wonderful and wonderfully terrible all at once

Phoenix Down...not...working. Press reset quick!

Lol You know you're not suppose to over feed your goldfish, poor thing, a proper burial is needed *wipes the toilet seat off*

XD

this made me lol