Meet Lil and Mortimer.

Lil is the impossible Adrimas love child (I say impossible because he doesn't canonly exist). Well, when we made Adrian and Dimas for my The Sims 3 game, we decided to breed them to make Lil and put him on Katherine's game.

So she played with him for a while, and there was much screenshotting. Then she tried to make him go after his only male friend as a romantic interest. This failed (they guy claimed Lil "had issues", the homophobe). Then she decided to go after the only other male Lil knew out of spite: Mortimer fuckin' Goth.

Lil and Mortimer are now happily married with two children (YAY MPREG HACKS), Star and Rain. It would seem like they wouldn't get along (Lil = constantly cheerful, Mortimer = constantly looking like he's going to PUNCH THINGS IN THE FUCKING DICK), but they basically have a perfect relationship. :D

By the way, the game turned out to be psychic. The first child we rolled is what we went with for Lil. And the link above is the conceptual idea of him, how we thought the Adrimases' genes would combine. This picture is based off how he actually looks in-game. Barring stylistic differences and improvement, I don't think they look that different. :B

...Uh, Lil & Mortimer © Katherine Butler & Ivan Rathe, I guess? This version of Mortimer, at least, I GUESS EA GAMES OWNS THE "CANON" VERSION.