Clobberin' the crap out of grotesque creatures in the name of science? I like this idea, where can I sign up?

OH MY LORD THIS IS AMAZING

AND PRETTY MUCH 100% ACCURATE

Though add in 'turn on livestream and record everything as it happens' was also something that went through my mind haha.

Thank you so much this really cheered me up.

I NOW KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN THIS SITUATION PRESENTS ITSELF AGAIN.

I tell you, if you can feel nervous enough but bold enough to go n photograph it, then you can damn well beat it to death and drag it to the light of the world! Lookat the headlines!

'Guy with Shovel brings sasquatch who shaved to science!' THIS COULD BE YOU. If a dude can pawn a gorilla suit in a freezer for 800 bucks or whatever, you could sell the real deal for alot more! PROBLEMS SOLVED!

THIS may be why I have been probably marked by aliens as 'don't go near' and bigfoot howls and flees when I was in the woods. DAMN IT MOTHMEN I'M GUNNA EAT YOU!

"… or bash it's head in for science" "Do it! Do it!" nice touch with the little voice that tells people to do the not so nice thing

They always said I'm a terrible influence!

No, no, NO.

Take a picture, film it for youtube, THEN bash its brains in!

At least nobody suggested the standard furry procedure: make hot, dirty love with it.