* Belletor Et. All, 200X; Tourist confusion: How the existence of multiple Campus Martius leads to confusion when booking travel plans.
** Iulii Caesares Et. All, 20XX; Hypostatic Unions in Europe and the Tourist Economy and You
*** Nerva Et. All, 2XXX; I Paid 100 People 99 Euro To Survive In Paris For 24 Hours For A Chance To Win A Chance To Compete For 10,000 Euro By Crashing A Car Into A Drainage Ditch.

Position Vacant is a great EU Parliament Member. You could never tell how racist he is unless you get to know him, and he's never in one place long enough to get to know him all that well!
Also only the Phillipe Petain meet and greet is gonna be working for like. The first year or two? Look just don't mention the 40's to him and you'll be fine. Yes we did put him in at request of the National Front. That's just how democracy works. No it's not actually Hades who runs the the store, we felt sorry for Nicolas Sarkozy and letting him run the store was a really good way to get rid of him for the time being. That's just how democracy works. Yes Ares is the God of France now. Part of the hypostatic union is that we are crowning him the Mighty King Of War and setting him 'pon an Iron Throne as stood he above Thracia in the ancient days. Yes we will be reviving state sponsored human sacrifice in his honour. Yes we will be setting up a state run PMC for him to CEO. That's how democracy works. We are still waiting on the Italian parliament to vote on the destruction of the Campus Martius; and if they vote to keep it we are nuking Rome. Remember to Vote!

(This won't amount to anything, ultimately. They're gonna realize that hypostatically linking all the Campus Martius's in the world they were gonna create a new land border with Italy, and everyone on the right objected to that, even though both countries are in the terrible future United States of EU, so the whole thing gets cancelled and the Phillipe Petain meet and great gets moved to Euro Disney World.)