Why you should probably never ask where I live:
Syracroose
*Spoken* I see ya' textin' me. Wantin' to know my ASL... You really want to know my L? Well. There's somethin' ya gotta know.
*Start Beat*
I live in Syracroose!
I live in Syracroose!
I live in Syracroose!
I live in Syracroose!
The East is where I slave, the West is where I rest.
I avoid the South, lest I take 2 to the chest.
In the Syracroose!
You know the Centro's mascot he used to be a roo?
But now they got none?
Man, what wrong wit'd you?
In the Syracroose!
I drive through inner city to avoid the 90 tolls.
My car be roo' bouncin' cause of all the pot holes.
In the Syracroose!
If for healthy eating, you just don't care.
One can always get their fill at the New York State Fair!
In the Syracroose!
Our team is the Orange they're lead by Boeheim
He does his best to get to the big time.
In the Syracroose!
Now to the boys in Orange I gotta to give props,
because though I be roo, they've still got more hops.
In the Syracroose!
Orange don' jus represent our teams, it also stands for cones
That you'll find all around in our construction zones.
In the Syracroose!
Man I glad my fur color ain't fully white,
cause in the winters round here I'd fade from sight!
In the Syracroose!
The snows of Syracroose will amaze and astound!
Cars got more chains then the gangstas in town!
In the Syracroose!
In the Syracroose!
That's where I live, in the Syracroose!
Live and die, in the Syracroose!
*Spoken (in normal voice)* Alright, so that's my location, did you want to know my age and gender now?
*pause*
Hello?
*pause*
Are you still there?
Syracroose
*Spoken* I see ya' textin' me. Wantin' to know my ASL... You really want to know my L? Well. There's somethin' ya gotta know.
*Start Beat*
I live in Syracroose!
I live in Syracroose!
I live in Syracroose!
I live in Syracroose!
The East is where I slave, the West is where I rest.
I avoid the South, lest I take 2 to the chest.
In the Syracroose!
You know the Centro's mascot he used to be a roo?
But now they got none?
Man, what wrong wit'd you?
In the Syracroose!
I drive through inner city to avoid the 90 tolls.
My car be roo' bouncin' cause of all the pot holes.
In the Syracroose!
If for healthy eating, you just don't care.
One can always get their fill at the New York State Fair!
In the Syracroose!
Our team is the Orange they're lead by Boeheim
He does his best to get to the big time.
In the Syracroose!
Now to the boys in Orange I gotta to give props,
because though I be roo, they've still got more hops.
In the Syracroose!
Orange don' jus represent our teams, it also stands for cones
That you'll find all around in our construction zones.
In the Syracroose!
Man I glad my fur color ain't fully white,
cause in the winters round here I'd fade from sight!
In the Syracroose!
The snows of Syracroose will amaze and astound!
Cars got more chains then the gangstas in town!
In the Syracroose!
In the Syracroose!
That's where I live, in the Syracroose!
Live and die, in the Syracroose!
*Spoken (in normal voice)* Alright, so that's my location, did you want to know my age and gender now?
*pause*
Hello?
*pause*
Are you still there?
Category Poetry / Rap
Species Kangaroo
Size 50 x 50px
File Size 11 kB
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