Full Name: Crowbar Phillip Malone
Age: 27
Height: 12' 9"
Weight: 990 lbs.
Personality: Flirtatious, profane, emotional, reactive, paranoid, promiscuous, destructive, perverted
Likes: His weapon he calls Red Pole, heavy things & lifting them, his friend/partner Dennis, sexy girls, Playboy magazines, blood
Dislikes: Slow music, humans, idiots who don't listen to him, politics, theorists

Update: Crowbar got a new look and got bigger!