Jade: *proceeds to strangle Grey, kick him in the crotch, beat his brains out, beat his brains back in, stomp him into a pancake, run over him with a motorcycle, rape him, fart into his face, and throw him in the trash* Care to say that again, wolf boy?

Jade: *she sighs and shakes her head* You give a bad name to all wolves with your lack of brains, you know that? Almost as much as that stupid Shane wolf. Looks like the lesson has to be driven harder into your skull than I first imagined. *she dumps a two-ton anvil on top of Grey, mashing him good and flat with no lumps. Then, she peels him off the anvil's base and morphs him into a nice pair of panties, his face on the inside so it would go straight up her furry butt crack. She slipped him on a moment later, smirking as he fit snugly on her rump, then proceeds to start eating some of Josh's famous 13-bean chili that involved a few beans that his demon friend named Cassidy gave him from Hell* In a few minutes, wolf panties, you're gonna be gassed to death and back...hope you enjoyed life!

Jade: *with a nasty grin, she lifts back her two tails and proceeds to fart straight into Grey's face, the gas being so deadly, so horrific, so stinky, so nasty, so vile, so ghastly that everything in the room either breaks, molds, or falls apart from the gas. Her butt spews out more and more straight into Grey's face, the wolf panties smushed right into her butt crack with Grey's face taking the blunt of all the abuse with it right inside her butt crack* Yes...ah...better out than in...WAY better out!

Jade: *yawns and flips Orpheon off* You bore me, whatever the hell you are; leave now if you value your life. Actually, you can stay; I'm off to spank a wolf I know. *walks off, shaking her hips and swishing her two tails with each step she took*

Jade: *watches her clone on the TV monitor shriek from being verbally and physically attacked by Orpheon and shakes her head, watching her clone explode in his face as she turned off the monitor* That fool has serious issues; he seriously needs to learn some respect. If it wasn't for females, he wouldn't even be alive. Oh well; it's nice to see that my clone can self-destruct whenever I want it to! Sad that I have to make another one...it's SUCH a pain! *sighs, then smirks and walks off to take a nap*

(That's fine and dandy, but she's still my girl, and I'd rather not see that happen; teasing and playfulness is fine, but not deadliness like that...)

(Sorry, I was just trying to play with you...didn't know that you took things so seriously)

(It's alright; I know all characters are different...and, wait, you said "he", but he said that he's a "she", so...I'm all confused)

thats one lesson i cant be taught |3

Yeah, I'll say!

hee <3

Veery cute, you did well in describing her in the story!

Thank you, Soline! And you did...pretty well...in "describing" her in your confessional!

And you're silly. *face-sits*

*Blushes* W-well, you already know my opinion of her...very sexy and devious and overall lovely.

Jade: Don't flatter yourself, wolf boy; you don't stand a chance in hell with me! *she smirks and tickles him under his chin* If you really try, I'll rock your world so much that you will never, ever be the same...

I-I never said that I had a chance. *Blushes bright red and gulps at her words.* Umm, I-I'd like that Jade...

Fucking whore *noms her*

Jade: *beats Volsar down and farts into his face* You know you love me, ignorant fox-thing.

Good job rescuing her! Not to mention setting her loose on a plane-load of contestants to abuse. I'm sure she thanked you and showed her gratitude ever-so sweetly

Thank you very much; I loved her and thought she was beautiful, so naturally I had to adopt her! And, well, I wanted a fox girl for Grey to bring in, and since Shane and Jeremy (my two best friends) didn't really have one that I liked, I used Jade instead! I think I did a good job, no?

Yeah, you did a great job!


...Well, I think, anyway. Perhaps you wanted her to be good-natured, sweet but dull, and a little dowdy, in which case you did a TERRIBLE job

*rolls eyes, then face-sits and farts* Well, whatever you say; I honestly like the way she is, for the most part. Oh, by the way, do you have that thing you want me to read yet?

Hehe yeah, just yanking yer tail, kitty, I love how she is too

And, uh, no, not yet. Sorry, been a bad combination of busy and lazy. Soon!

No worries; just checking, since you've made me so curious. *pats on the head*

If I was a contestant when she's around, she better not abuse with me. She's not the only one who can throw a bad temper. I get angry when someone abuses me. And when I get angry, my skin turns dark, my tail flame turns blue, burn the abusing person to a crisp, and then I eat them. So she's lucky I'm not on board, or else she'll be digested.

*rolls eyes* Sure, you just keep talking, Aaron... *snickers and walks off*

I'm not a Mobian Parrot Josh, I'm a shapeshifting Charizard. Unless you're talking about my comment from the episode, I'm not Aaron.

Hmm. I'm good at teaching lessons, so I'll go ahead and not bow down, or worship.
*scans the clone with its scan visor* That's a clone. *walks on*
*scans the real thing, then wraps her up in its metal tentacles* Ready for pain?