Meet Marco Dela Cruz, a Leatherback (haha get it) Seaturtle who lives through life following the roool of coool B)

More in depth in his personality, he's a big fan of old school stuff if it wasn't clear by his style. After years of scouring antique and thrift stores, he's mounted a huge collection of everything from records to vintage clothing. Ask him about it and he'll talk your ear off about his latest haul of 8-track tapes. He loves bringing good friends out for a burger and shake, and is always up for a good story (or spilled tea). In spite of his cigar-smoking tough guy image, it's real hard to get him to get angry or fight. It takes a lot out of this patient turtle to push him over the limit. However, that's not really true in "that" way, if you catch my wave.

And here's some other driver's license info if you like that sort of thing ^_^:

Age: 20's, probably. Birth certificates don't last long submerged in sea water.
Height: Tall 'enuff
Sex: Male, he/him
Species: Leatherback Turtle
Country of Origin: International Waters or something -- hard to remember when your first moments were trying to escape seagulls.
Most Hated Food: Plastic
Favourite Brainrot: Tralalero Tralala
Hotel: Trivago