The sexy witch is entering the tavern and looking around smiling.
Lycaria: I want to use the spell attraction and get in the tavern extra sexy!
DM: Again uh.. Whatever, both are pretty easy for your character. It was a big mistake to let you skill that way.
Lycaria: Hey don´t bitch around, that´s my job!
DM: 8+ on D20.
Lycaria: EASY rolling the dice. *Gulp* the confident smile is fading.
DM: What´s wrong? It´s only a critical fail on the spell (grin like a villian who get his change for revenge), what should happen? So charisma please!
Lycaria: Come on mommy need a good one! NNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo!!! (Looking towards DM with big whiny eyes)
DM: Oh that is pretty unfortunate. (His grin become a evil smile from ear to ear)

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