My perspective on women is f##ked up after my bad experences with local classmates so valentines gives me nothing but Thoughts of an abusive relationship, my expereance was girl who coudnt talk, pramaturly birthed midget who was labotimised after birth and some entitled little s##t who will either grow up to join a terrorist organization or become North America’s Margret Thatcher. Anyway, filler story for the month of February, let’s go.
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February love. Lemmy doesn't have much, whoops. treat Roy has a reluctant love interest in the form of Ray, and Amy has a Parasocial Relationship with Sonic. Not to mention, Tails and Shadow also happen to have an interest in Sonic which he seems to show towards those 2. Sonic starts off by heading to the custom padded printing shop, having sent a flash drive with a bunch of scans for baby diapers he wanted to fit him. It cost a good bit for all the custom diapers, but he had a coupon so he was ok. He entered the store and the dude said. “Even if you're going as far as you can with this 25% off coupon, it still may be quite a struggle to carry all these diapers to your home.” The dude at the counter says. “Relax, since there are about 10 packages, that only means I have to make 5 quick trips from here to home.” Sonic replies. “Well, suit yourself.” The dude says. Sonic starts out carrying the first 2 packages when shadow sees him carrying his diapers, and it would just be rude not to ask. “Hey there my sweet heart, do you need any help with carrying those diapers?” Shadow asks. “Oh you don't." Sonic replies. “No I could, because there are probably more diapers than you can carry.” Shadow says. “Relax, I only have 10 packages.” Sonic replies. “That’s too much for your little hedgehog arms to carry, So can I help you?” Shadow asks, trying to help Sonic. “Ok, I guess I'll let you help me, my love.” Sonic replies. He heads back in to let the dude behind the counter know Shadow will now be helping him. With 4 arms and their speed, they reduced the amount of trips from 5 to 3. Though in the mitts of trip 3, Amy was there. She tried to catch Sonic’s attention, he sped past without giving a glance. “Thats weird." Amy says. “Normally sonic would give a quick glance.” She adds. She goes in the direction of Sonic's place.

Sonic checks his packs of custom printed padding and makes sure he's received it all. The Bluey prints, the Paw Patrol prints, the nighttime Pull-ups, the My Little Pony Easy-ups and the Luvs Monkey prints. “Wow Sonic, it seems all those prints seem to be from baby diapers.” Shadow says. “Yep, I wanted to try them on, and since size 7 diapers barely fit me, I wanted something that actually fits me.” Sonic says. “Are they more than just custom prints?” Shadow asks. “Not just custom prints, but I can also change the style of the padding, all cloth backed with stretchy tapes for the diapers and refastenable sides for the pull-ups, and the stretchy waistband things for the easy-ups.” Sonic explains. “Great selection you got there.” Shadow says. “Thanks.” Sonic replies. Then they hug it out, just as Amy arrives and peeks through the window. She feels outraged, how can Sonic like Shadow, he's a man, that doesn't make any sense. “What does Sonic think he's doing? Falling in love with shadow, I thought he doesn't like the bad boys.” She says. “It can't be any further than that.” Amy says just as they kiss. “Oh hue no he's gay. How can it be?” Amy questions, she thinks of a few things, is she not hot enough, does she creep him out because of the shrine of him she has, is it Friday the 13th, is she being mentally tortured. Whatever it is, she needs to get Sonic. She will not rest, she will not sleep for an instant, until the speedy blue hedgehog makes lip contact with her on the 14th. She heads out back to her home to make a plan.

At her house, she writes a plain, Operation valentine. Get Sonic to kiss her. It was simple, get Sonic to fall in love with her, first thing, give him stuff, it should work. So Amy went shopping to get Sonic a few things, mainly candy and stuff to make chili dogs, there's no way this first plan will fail. But just in case the first plane fails, she’ll get another friend to make Sonic jealous and if that somehow fails, she’ll make a love potion to make sonic love her. She executes the first part of her plan, giving Sonic gifts. But right now, she needs to break the vouch of not sleeping till she hooks up with Sonic, so she gets in her bed to sleep though, hoping Sonic might become single and not die.

Back at Sonic's place, Shadow decided to try on some of Sonic’s padding, specifically the Bluey Easy-Up. “Wow, these things are really comfy.” Shadow says. “Just as I would like, proper baby diapers with stretchy tapes.” Sonic replies. “You really know how to expose my soft side sugar daddy.” Shadow replies. “Awwwww, I never thought you’d say that.” Sonic replies. “He he, come here you.” Shadow says, then they start hugging and kissing and Nuzzeling. All that and a couple other things off into the night before going to sleep together.

Saturday the 14th.
Amy wakes up optimistic that when she presents the cool stuff she bought, that he’ll dump Shadow and give her the affection she deserves. She makes a few chili dogs and grabs some chocolate and practices what she will say to Sonic. After a bit of practice, she feels she’s ready. She gets ready and heads towards Sonic's place.

After a bit she comes across Sonic, time to flirt. She approaches Sonic with confidence. “Hi there Sonic.” She says as the blue hedgehog focuses his attention towards him. “Oh, hi Amy.” Sonic says. “How are you doing?” She asks. “I’m-“ Amy cuts off sonic. “Cool, would you like some heart chocolates?” Amy asks. “Well,-“ Sonic gets cut off again. “Great! Do you also want chili dogs?” Amy says. “Amy, why are you-“ yet again sonic gets cut off. “Cause I love you!” Amy replies. “Amy, you're creeping me out.” Sonic says. “And what makes you think that?” Amy says before Shadow notices Amy harassing Sonic. He runs up to stop Amy’s pestering towards sonic. “Hey! What are you doing?” Shadow asks. “I just want Sonic.” Amy replies. “She’s creeping me out.” Sonic replies. “I can’t let you creep out my boyfriend.” Shadow says. “Yeah, you should really learn personal space.” Sonic replies. “Come on Sonic, let’s get some frozen yogurt.” Shadow says. “Yes please Daddy.” Sonic replies. They run off to the frozen yogurt place. Amy felt hurt, but not defeated. Her second plane, Roy Koopa. She heads out to the koopa kingdom to find Roy koopa.

At the koopa kingdom, she takes a long look around for a big pink turtle with red shades. After a quick moment of looking, she finds Roy, walking around trying to find someone and maybe have a bit of a break from Ray, he looks desperate for a woman, probably gonna latch on to a willing participant. Amy thought it was perfect, she needed someone to make Sonic jealous and someone that probably just wants to hang out. What could possibly go wrong? She approaches the Buff boy thinking he's perfect for the role of jealousy. She confidently asks. “Hey there big boy.” Amy says behind Roy's back, catching him by surprise. “Waoh! You startled me.” Roy replies. “Would you like to hang out with me, big boy?” Amy asks. “I don't know, cause it would look weird with me, a turtle like being romantic with a hedgehog.” Roy says. “Oh don't worry, I don't need to kiss you, I just need you to make my future boyfriend jealous.” Amy replies. “How does that work?” Roy asks. “He’ll see that I've gotten a boyfriend and doing plenty of things that might be plenty cool that I've suggested, so he’ll see how great a girlfriend I am and beg for me, he’ll probably even buy stuff for me to win back my heart, which isn't gonna take a lot to do, so it's fool proof.” Amy explains. “That sounds like it won't work so no thanks.” Roy says. “I’m gonna skin you alive.” Amy threatens. “I mean sure, I’m up for it.” Roy changed his mind. “Gooood.” Amy replies. “Now let's persuade Sonic into marrying me.” Amy adds. “Why did I go outside today?” Roy says quietly to himself.

They walk way the hell back to the city to try to find Sonic and Shadow. Amy spots the two hedgehogs in the town walking around, both with a stronger bond than Amy ever achieved. “There they are, let's just walk by them and say random things to try and make Sonic jealous.” Amy says. “Ok, quickly now.” Roy replies. They start walking towards Sonic and Shadow, holding hands and admitting love for each other. (even if it's just for kicks and giggles to attract Sonic, Roy didn't really like Amy's aura.) Sonic and Shadow looked over and didn't bother to ask. Amy glanced back and he wasn't paying attention. “That's weird, normally he should bat an eye and come running towards me.” Amy says. “Maybe he just doesn't care.” Roy says. “And what makes you say that?” Amy asks. “Maybe he's not into you.” Roy replies. “Oh, that's just ridiculous, he's a hero and should understand men should only marry women.” Amy replies. “I don't think being homophobic is attractive.” Roy responds. “Since when did I make a homophobic remark?” Amy asks. “Just a sentence ago.” Roy responds. “Look, I just need Sonic to drop shadow and Marry me, there are plenty of things in this world and that shouldn't be Sonic Marrying Shadow, I don't care about connotations, i just Want Sonic, and were gonna get him to fall in love with me or im gonna cut off your johnson!” Amy threatens. “Ive already been neutered.” Roy replies. “Well I'm gonna pound you to a paraplegic pulp!” Amy threatens again. “How?” Roy asks, then Amy pulls out her Hammer, convinced Roy. “Yeah ok, ill do my best.” Roy adds. “Thank you.” Amy replies as they go to do some things.

While Amy and Roy probably do stuff to get sonic to be jealous, Ray was at the koopa kingdom, ready to propose to the big boy , just to not find him, which is weird, normally he would be wandering around town for a while, but there was no sign of him, there was no was he was hidden in the crowd since he stuck out like a sore thumb but he just wasn't there, which brought ray to the conclusion that Roy was either back at the castle or even taken by someone else, which couldn't be the case cause only Ray could hook up with Roy. So his first call for action was to go over to the koopa castle and see if he was there.

He gets over to the koopa castle and prepares to ask before committing to it. “Excuse me?” Ray says to the guards. “Hu?” Guard 1 asks. “Do you know about the presence of Roy Koopa?” Ray asks. “He’s done left nearly an hour ago, he should be in the town.” Guard 1 says. “Could be looking for a mate for all I care, though I honestly doubt it.” Guard 2 says. “Oh no, he may have been taken!” Ray says. “Well you better go find him.” Guard 2 says. “I must!” Ray replies as he runs off. “You were joking right?” Guard 1 asks. “Yep.” Guard 2 replies. “Are you sure Roy got taken?” Guard 1 asks. “No.” Guard 2 replies.

Back to Amy, The first thing she did was get some pricey desert with Roy. They cross paths with Sonic and Shadow again, they look over and see their pricey desert. Amy decided she wants to grab Sonic’s attention. “Hey Sonic!” Amy grabs Sonic’s attention. Sonic and Shadow give Amy attention. “Oh, it’s you again.” Shadow replies. “Yes, I am strong.” Roy says. “Quiet you.” Amy says to Roy. “Yes, I'd gotten a new boyfriend and we did lots of cool things together.” Amy brags. “Name 3.” Shadow says. “We were just gonna go to the amusement park, and we’re both gonna pay for it.” Amy says. “Oh cool, Me and Sonic were also gonna go to the amusement park.” Shadow says. “And we’re both also gonna pay for it.” Sonic adds. “Pricy desserts.” Amy adds. “10 dollars is chump change.” Shadow says. “I didn’t give a price.” Amy says. “How much were they?” Shadow asks. “15 dollars.” Amy replies. “Still chump change.” Shadow replies. “But that’s a lot.” Amy says. “Sorry Amy, I’m interested in Shadow, not even your hot new boyfriend is making me jealous.” Sonic says. “He heees, that’s a bit harsh.” Shadow adds. “Also, it’s weird to people that you’re marrying a turtle like being, since you’re a hedgehog.” Sonic replies. “Good point.” Shadow adds. “Anyway, we want to get on with our day so may you please excuse us while we go on with our day?” Sonic asks before him and Shadow walk away to do their own things. Amy left heart broken again. “Not shure what else we can do.” Roy says. “Aren’t you related to that horny cя@ck head Iggy?” Amy asks. “Yes.” Roy replies. “Does he know how to make a love potion?” Amy asks. “Yes.” Roy says with Amy getting exited, before immediately crushing her hopes and dreams. “But it only works on women, not only does it seem to be temporary, but if used on men, it will turn them into a homosexual.” Roy adds. “Well that won’t work since my boyfriend seems to be gay!” Amy says. “Look, I think we’ve tried everything we can okay, I think you have to move on.” Roy says in a reasonable manner. “No! I’m not gonna rest till I can kiss him cause it’s Valentine’s Day and he should belong to me and shadow should get run over by a steam roller!” Amy says. “Look, there are a few contributing reasons, parabably, you're a bit invasive, you pastured quite a bit, you threatened violence towards me and now Shadow and overall you probably have to work on your attitude and might just have to move on from him, he’s finished I guess.” Roy explains the hard truth. That didn’t resonate well with Amy. “Why, how could you say a thing like that, you should seem loyal, it’s not like I’m trying that stupid dump orange peel theory towards Sonic or even you.” Amy says. “I think you have to move on, you’ll have to find someone else for marriage.” Roy explains keeping a straight face. “No! I should gravitate towards Sonic and Sonic should gravitate towards me!” Amy shouts again. “Look, I think you need some help.” Roy says slightly more stern. “Oh yeah? I’ll show you who needs help!” Amy shouts pulling out her hammer and swinging at Roy. He dodged. “Woah what did I do!?” Roy asks. Amy didn’t respond, she just swung at Roy again. “Look, it’s not that serious ok, you just have to move on!” Roy says again. “No!” Amy says and swings again, Roy dodges again. “Why are you doing this!?” Roy asks as she’s now constantly swinging and walking up to him. “Cause you just had to pump me with useless information and obvious fabrications!” Amy replies referring to the hard truth. “You can’t be serious!” Roy says as he backs into a wall. “Oh but I am Roy, I AM!” Amy says in a demonic manner charging up to deal essentially a killing blow. But Ray just so happen to notice this. So he snuck up and kicked Amy, causing her fall and drop her hammer. Ray then picks up the hammer and beats Amy with it, breaking her leg and knocking her unconscious. “That’s what you get for trying to hurt my boyfriend you fiend!” Ray shouts at Amy’s unconscious body. He then walks up to Roy. “Please, never leave me again, my diaper daddy.” Ray says now calming down. “Never have I been so glad to see you Ray.” Roy replies. “He he, come on, let’s go to the Ice Cream Parlor for a nice sundae big boy.” Ray says. “Nice.” Roy replies, both walk away. After a bit, Silver finds Amy and is immediately in shock. Phoning the ambulance to take Amy to the (Take a wild guess).

After a good while, Amy wakes up in the hospital, seeing Sonic. First words towards her. “When I heard you were in the hospital, I was concerned, I didn't even wish death upon you, so I don't know what happened.” He says. “Maybe bad luck kicked in late.” Shadow replies. “Whatever happened, she has a broken leg and memory loss.” The Doctor says. “Oh my thats a bit much.” Sonic says. “Does that mean she’ll hopefully be less insanely attached to Sonic to the point of murdering someone for him.” Shadow says. “Hopfully.” Sonic replies. Amy then reaches for Shadow, aww, I think she sees me as a father figure.” He says. “That’s cool.” Sonic replies. Shadow then picks up Amy and holds her. “You know what, I think I like her when she’s more like this.” Sonic says. “I can probably guess, hope you don’t have any horrible intentions with her.” Shadow says. “I swear I don’t.” Sonic says. “We should keep it that way.” Shadow says. “I’m getting uncomfortable now.” Silver says. “Sorry Silver.” Sonic says. “We should be heading home now.” Sonic says. “Maybe we should take her and care for her.” Shadow says. “Yep, maybe make her a little more stable.” Sonic adds. Then Sonic and Shadow converse about stuff to look after Amy, get some things to care for her, like diapers, a baby bottle and the other essentials. They’ve started caring for Amy, after some time, getting her ready for Naptime. And after Sonic set her down, he gave Amy a good night kiss, finally giving Amy her accomplishment of having sonic kiss her. She just doesn’t remember but atleast Sonic cares.

Also Lemmy is single.

The end.
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I wouldn’t do anything nefarious to Amy in her somewhat reduced state because that’s horrible.