Michael(pointing into a group of homeless): look up Steve appears to be some homeless, shall we bestow upon their monetary things so they may purchase cocaine in chicken on this fine holiday
Steve(in confused panic): Michael, please don
Michael(already halfway close to the group of homeless people): good tidings, my unfortunate fellows I wish to Bristow upon your money so you may buy cocaine chicken

Jeremy(looking disappointed at Michael): I question sometimes why I fell in love with such a dumb rich boy
Michael(with the biggest kitty cat eyes): I thought you said you loved that I was a rich idiot
Jeremy(unable to resist the sad kitty cat eyes pull Michael go into a): yeah I did

Peter:"Mike, you need to cancel the wedding. I had a vision, and it was a real 'crash' course on stupidity."

Michael:"What are you talking about, Pete? I haven't booked a venue yet, let alone set a date."

Peter:"Exactly. Your future self was trying to do a keg stand on the reception table. Trust me, it's a bad idea