I've stated before that Sully, being a ferret with increasingly nearsighted eyes, both needs glasses and refuses to get them.

It is possible it's because he imagines the moment he puts them on he'll turn right into his pal Bryce. Forget nude fishing with his boyfriend or horror movie nights or even piloting UFOs—his new hobbies will be, uh... going antiquing. Ordering stuff from informercials. Sharing AI-generated videos on Facebook of cute kitties who Support Our Troops. You know, things people Bryce's age are into.

But he needn't fear. Just look at how our beloved caribou is enjoying his new look! Don't think of it as your eyesight gradually deteriorating with the inexorable march of time. Think of it as... as... a fun fashion fiesta.

(This upload is sponsored by Fun Fashion Fiesta Optometry. There's a party on your face and everyone's invited!)

Artwork by  Kaltag!