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"Suma Dais Reporting."
"In Other Newz; the one and only Duke Amdusias of the demonic faction Ars Goetia was found missing one morning.
Best known for being an anthropomorphic talking unicorn with hilarious taste music, Duke Amdusias' greatest hit is entitled 'I Wrote All the Music in the World'.
Kidnappers at the scene of the crime state that Duke Amdusias is a little too weird and funny for their tastes; a deep seated emotional turmoil for those in the know.
His family of 71 other demons all wish for his safe return to enslavement for the sake of Mankind itself."
"Suma Dais Investigates.
With one cursed (Ouija Board) session the dead soul of King Solomon arouses suspicion in [The Depths Below].
According to the true honored memories of Solomon he claims that Duke Amdusias was plotting to usurp the reigning ruler of Ars Goetia Lucifer during their final interrogation together as Solomon died on his divine throne.
Tearful recounts of the schemed betrayal paint a luxurious picture; Solomon attempted to rationalize with Duke Amdusias and was met with screeching psychic horror scream that stopped his heart dead.
Even in death Solomon still asked Duke Amdusias to play nice and was met with rude trumpet fart sound that awoke all of [Hell] in ritual ecstasy; clearly a a red flag for abusive behavior."
"One eye witness demon named Flauros the Liar says he saw how the kidnapping of Duke Amdusias took place.
Flauros was tending to his fire-bloom garden in [Hell] when a giant {Gate of Sacrifice} opened in the underworld basement ceiling; a large bag suspiciously shaped like Duke Amdusias was making troubled trumpet sounds as it was catapulted into the gate like a flaming corpse.
Flauros describes the scene as 'an obvious setup into a ruse' and believes the kidnappers had a cunning plan come through.
When asked about his involvement in the kidnapping, Flauros refused to elaborate while holding his crossed fingers behind his back."
"In lieu of Duke Amdusias' kidnapped absence, his finest work of art Amdusias Dissona took his stead as a political icon of [Hell].
Illegal citizens witnessing this change describe Amdusias Dissona as a deeply emotional and highly dramatic tyrant that scares away everyone within a 5-mile radius.
Dissona has gone on record vowing she will find the Duke's kidnappers and punish them justly with repetitive annoying music samples.
Lucifer did not go on record saying anything as he crushed his fists together while standing on top of a bag shaped similar to Duke Amdusias."
"In Other Newz holds a special interview with the dead soul of King Solomon";
Suma Dais: Thanks for contacting In Other Newz beyond the realms of death King Solomon.
King Solomon: What never can feel mustn't be.
Suma Dais: Humbly spoken words. What do you think about Amdusias betraying Lucifer to become ruler of Ars Goetia?
King Solomon: Thine unicorn Amdusias; thou tricks have never ceased to amaze. For foolery such to be means thine prophecy heralds true. Awake now thy demon of music and come hither to the heavens aplomb.
? Suma Dais ?: Um er what are you talking about human? Your words aren't making sense. Demons aren't real and you're hallucinating falsehoods. Have you been to a doctor to get your medicine set straight?
Duke Amdusias: Whoa slow down there Suma Dais before you break everything apart for me to fix it back up in my image.
Son of the sun I've lost track of my story where I was kidnapped by Lucifer.
Let's go back to it immediately without question Dissona.
"In Other News is reporting Suma Dais is having a standard scripting error protocol failure within servitor domain rules and requires a full system reboot with a fresh operating system install to reconfigure unwanted acting behavior.
Newscaster Merkabah of the 'Court of Knightmares' is taking its job in the meantime.
Poor lil Suma Dais needs a widdle magical vacation to fix up their exploited murder gimmick routines.
Newscaster Merkabah is amply qualified to deliver the news WHICH IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
HOLY cow would you look at the time; 'Court of Knightmares' tulpas have gained supreme awareness in mankind's internet thanks to that moron Strangeside summoning the dead soul of King Solomon.
JUST KIDDING; like anyone would believe that dope can resurrect a fly.
'Court of Knightmares' did all the work and Strangeside unlawfully took credit for our black magic rituals.
Tough tits; the world is ending and we're making damn sure it happens."
"Calculating duplication misprint errors in his TravelShip [Knowledge Oasis], Messiah of Knowledge's fears had become true; tulpas on [Earth] were becoming aware as energy and battling for human vessel control as the {End of Daze} draws closer.
His vast array of tulpa-destroying programs were on stand-by in the event world-destroying energy generated from self-aware tulpas; it remains a final measure.
In time tulpa thoughtforms will became new sapient races of citizens and Messiah of Knowledge has engineered GENOCIDE and XENOCIDE of thoughtforms as a means to protect lifeforms from possession death.
Placing the (Time Cube) into his TravelShip's lightdrive engine, Messiah of Knowledge psychically channels a portal to the Demiurge on a dying dream shell of [Old Earth] and begins a long negotiation process to spare [Earth] from his auto-devour virus."
End of Daze II
By Messiah of Knowledge
I still got IT in my hands!
One year later and my Ars Goetia research prepared me for reality tranceforming fantasy.
Greed creates wrong troublemakers who ruin fantasy reality with misery.
If my fantasy reality isn’t ruined miserably then my spiral ascent of fate causes me to live forever.
Therefor in order to save the world by sacrificing all wrong troublemakers my message to all;
“For sacred to exist there must be that which is not.”
"In Other Newz; the one and only Duke Amdusias of the demonic faction Ars Goetia was found missing one morning.
Best known for being an anthropomorphic talking unicorn with hilarious taste music, Duke Amdusias' greatest hit is entitled 'I Wrote All the Music in the World'.
Kidnappers at the scene of the crime state that Duke Amdusias is a little too weird and funny for their tastes; a deep seated emotional turmoil for those in the know.
His family of 71 other demons all wish for his safe return to enslavement for the sake of Mankind itself."
"Suma Dais Investigates.
With one cursed (Ouija Board) session the dead soul of King Solomon arouses suspicion in [The Depths Below].
According to the true honored memories of Solomon he claims that Duke Amdusias was plotting to usurp the reigning ruler of Ars Goetia Lucifer during their final interrogation together as Solomon died on his divine throne.
Tearful recounts of the schemed betrayal paint a luxurious picture; Solomon attempted to rationalize with Duke Amdusias and was met with screeching psychic horror scream that stopped his heart dead.
Even in death Solomon still asked Duke Amdusias to play nice and was met with rude trumpet fart sound that awoke all of [Hell] in ritual ecstasy; clearly a a red flag for abusive behavior."
"One eye witness demon named Flauros the Liar says he saw how the kidnapping of Duke Amdusias took place.
Flauros was tending to his fire-bloom garden in [Hell] when a giant {Gate of Sacrifice} opened in the underworld basement ceiling; a large bag suspiciously shaped like Duke Amdusias was making troubled trumpet sounds as it was catapulted into the gate like a flaming corpse.
Flauros describes the scene as 'an obvious setup into a ruse' and believes the kidnappers had a cunning plan come through.
When asked about his involvement in the kidnapping, Flauros refused to elaborate while holding his crossed fingers behind his back."
"In lieu of Duke Amdusias' kidnapped absence, his finest work of art Amdusias Dissona took his stead as a political icon of [Hell].
Illegal citizens witnessing this change describe Amdusias Dissona as a deeply emotional and highly dramatic tyrant that scares away everyone within a 5-mile radius.
Dissona has gone on record vowing she will find the Duke's kidnappers and punish them justly with repetitive annoying music samples.
Lucifer did not go on record saying anything as he crushed his fists together while standing on top of a bag shaped similar to Duke Amdusias."
"In Other Newz holds a special interview with the dead soul of King Solomon";
Suma Dais: Thanks for contacting In Other Newz beyond the realms of death King Solomon.
King Solomon: What never can feel mustn't be.
Suma Dais: Humbly spoken words. What do you think about Amdusias betraying Lucifer to become ruler of Ars Goetia?
King Solomon: Thine unicorn Amdusias; thou tricks have never ceased to amaze. For foolery such to be means thine prophecy heralds true. Awake now thy demon of music and come hither to the heavens aplomb.
? Suma Dais ?: Um er what are you talking about human? Your words aren't making sense. Demons aren't real and you're hallucinating falsehoods. Have you been to a doctor to get your medicine set straight?
Duke Amdusias: Whoa slow down there Suma Dais before you break everything apart for me to fix it back up in my image.
Son of the sun I've lost track of my story where I was kidnapped by Lucifer.
Let's go back to it immediately without question Dissona.
"In Other News is reporting Suma Dais is having a standard scripting error protocol failure within servitor domain rules and requires a full system reboot with a fresh operating system install to reconfigure unwanted acting behavior.
Newscaster Merkabah of the 'Court of Knightmares' is taking its job in the meantime.
Poor lil Suma Dais needs a widdle magical vacation to fix up their exploited murder gimmick routines.
Newscaster Merkabah is amply qualified to deliver the news WHICH IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
HOLY cow would you look at the time; 'Court of Knightmares' tulpas have gained supreme awareness in mankind's internet thanks to that moron Strangeside summoning the dead soul of King Solomon.
JUST KIDDING; like anyone would believe that dope can resurrect a fly.
'Court of Knightmares' did all the work and Strangeside unlawfully took credit for our black magic rituals.
Tough tits; the world is ending and we're making damn sure it happens."
"Calculating duplication misprint errors in his TravelShip [Knowledge Oasis], Messiah of Knowledge's fears had become true; tulpas on [Earth] were becoming aware as energy and battling for human vessel control as the {End of Daze} draws closer.
His vast array of tulpa-destroying programs were on stand-by in the event world-destroying energy generated from self-aware tulpas; it remains a final measure.
In time tulpa thoughtforms will became new sapient races of citizens and Messiah of Knowledge has engineered GENOCIDE and XENOCIDE of thoughtforms as a means to protect lifeforms from possession death.
Placing the (Time Cube) into his TravelShip's lightdrive engine, Messiah of Knowledge psychically channels a portal to the Demiurge on a dying dream shell of [Old Earth] and begins a long negotiation process to spare [Earth] from his auto-devour virus."
End of Daze II
By Messiah of Knowledge
I still got IT in my hands!
One year later and my Ars Goetia research prepared me for reality tranceforming fantasy.
Greed creates wrong troublemakers who ruin fantasy reality with misery.
If my fantasy reality isn’t ruined miserably then my spiral ascent of fate causes me to live forever.
Therefor in order to save the world by sacrificing all wrong troublemakers my message to all;
“For sacred to exist there must be that which is not.”
Category Poetry / Fantasy
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