Just when Jackal thought his FWA roster was complete, the nation of Sweden adds three Viking-themed wrestlers to it. Say hello to the first of those three, Bjorn the Berserker!
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Gustav: Glad we're able to have our country represented in the FWA because it's not pro-wrestling without Vikings.
Wrangler Wolf: How are The Wild West Wrestlers gonna stand up against these Swedish Viking wrestlers?
Juno: Mexico has luchadores and Sweden responds with Viking wrestlers. This will make the FWA very exciting.
Stalker Fox: In Turkey, if we have a G-52 wrestler who represents us in a traditional manner, the world is going to laugh at us because we have a form of wrestling known as yağlı güreş, or oil wrestling. This thought puts Arslan the Ottoman Lion on edge. It doesn't even help that the Greeks are going to be nasty when they poke fun at us over that.
Captain Cosmo: Russia has a solid reputation in the wrestling world, but Putin's state-sponsored doping scandals ruined our reputation. It may be easy for us to find our own Russian wrestling G-52, but our reputation is so stained, even with Leonid as our President, the world will remain skeptical about us. In the end, Europe's most popular wrestlers are most likely Swedish because they have that Viking heritage.
Trident: If it's not Swedish, a Greek wrestling G-52 may be Europe's most popular European wrestling G-52. But the challenge is that he must prove himself to be in Hercules' league.
Silk Tigress: Mongolia has a 7,000 year old form of wrestling known as bökh, but people compare it to Japan's sumo wrestling and say that with many forms of traditional wrestling, bökh would be two-dimensional at worst or three-dimensional at best because pro-wrestling is a four-dimensional sport.
Zachary: *To Dual Master and Yul.* Hmm... Do you think a Mongolian wrestling G-52 would be possible?
Wrangler Wolf: How are The Wild West Wrestlers gonna stand up against these Swedish Viking wrestlers?
Juno: Mexico has luchadores and Sweden responds with Viking wrestlers. This will make the FWA very exciting.
Stalker Fox: In Turkey, if we have a G-52 wrestler who represents us in a traditional manner, the world is going to laugh at us because we have a form of wrestling known as yağlı güreş, or oil wrestling. This thought puts Arslan the Ottoman Lion on edge. It doesn't even help that the Greeks are going to be nasty when they poke fun at us over that.
Captain Cosmo: Russia has a solid reputation in the wrestling world, but Putin's state-sponsored doping scandals ruined our reputation. It may be easy for us to find our own Russian wrestling G-52, but our reputation is so stained, even with Leonid as our President, the world will remain skeptical about us. In the end, Europe's most popular wrestlers are most likely Swedish because they have that Viking heritage.
Trident: If it's not Swedish, a Greek wrestling G-52 may be Europe's most popular European wrestling G-52. But the challenge is that he must prove himself to be in Hercules' league.
Silk Tigress: Mongolia has a 7,000 year old form of wrestling known as bökh, but people compare it to Japan's sumo wrestling and say that with many forms of traditional wrestling, bökh would be two-dimensional at worst or three-dimensional at best because pro-wrestling is a four-dimensional sport.
Zachary: *To Dual Master and Yul.* Hmm... Do you think a Mongolian wrestling G-52 would be possible?
Duel Master: Never say never. I'm not an expert on the subject, so I can't say for certain whether or not we'll have one.
Yul: Same here, but I don't see why not.
Ultimate Destroyer: It's not just the luchadores; the big guys such as myself also got our work cut out for us.
Dog of Doom: You can say that again.
El Bandito: *Calico cat luchador; unmasked; talks in English* It's bad enough I lost a wager match to the Masked Enforcer (buffalo lucahdor) and had to unmask forever. Now we have Vikings coming into the scene, and the world will expect them to come off as invincible.
Masked Enforcer: *in English* You took the words right out of my mouth. But it could be worse; it could have been Lennart himself.
Lennart: Well, it's not.
Yul: Same here, but I don't see why not.
Ultimate Destroyer: It's not just the luchadores; the big guys such as myself also got our work cut out for us.
Dog of Doom: You can say that again.
El Bandito: *Calico cat luchador; unmasked; talks in English* It's bad enough I lost a wager match to the Masked Enforcer (buffalo lucahdor) and had to unmask forever. Now we have Vikings coming into the scene, and the world will expect them to come off as invincible.
Masked Enforcer: *in English* You took the words right out of my mouth. But it could be worse; it could have been Lennart himself.
Lennart: Well, it's not.
Luchador Lion: I have to second him on that. Have you seen the Japanese style known as puroresu? Many of those people began as luchadores, believe it or not. Not sure how common that is today, but it's true.
Hiroshima Nagasaki: And I've had a headache going up against them. Who knows how big the headache is going to be once I take on Bjorn?
Hiroshima Nagasaki: And I've had a headache going up against them. Who knows how big the headache is going to be once I take on Bjorn?
Bjorn the Berserker: There's only one way to find out and you know the answer.
Ragnar the Wrestler: But I called dibs on Hiro because we're wolves. *To Hiroshima Nagasaki.* After we set up a match for a real show in Japan, let's have dinner with the sumo wrestlers for a cultural experience.
Yamazaki: I would caution against testing yourself against one since even the rookies are tough. Elon Musk wanted to test himself against a rookie sumo wrestler and accidentally injured his neck in the proccess.
Ragnar the Wrestler: He was never a wrestler so he came in poorly prepared. I think I'll be fine.
Yamazaki: Good luck with that.
Kei Cat: I'll have the C.I.D.F. and paramedics on standby just to be safe if you do that.
Ragnar the Wrestler: But I called dibs on Hiro because we're wolves. *To Hiroshima Nagasaki.* After we set up a match for a real show in Japan, let's have dinner with the sumo wrestlers for a cultural experience.
Yamazaki: I would caution against testing yourself against one since even the rookies are tough. Elon Musk wanted to test himself against a rookie sumo wrestler and accidentally injured his neck in the proccess.
Ragnar the Wrestler: He was never a wrestler so he came in poorly prepared. I think I'll be fine.
Yamazaki: Good luck with that.
Kei Cat: I'll have the C.I.D.F. and paramedics on standby just to be safe if you do that.
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