QUEEN: Do these filthy rebel scum believe they can truly overthrow my iron rule? I will soon show them the error of their ways! At the end of this day there shall be a forest of hanging corpses as a lesson that it is a grave mistake to EVER defy m-

(arrow flies in.)

REBEL ARCHER: BULLS EYE!

QUEENS ARMY: (O.O)

QUEEN: ugh….in….con….ceiva….ble……*

SOLDIER 1: The queen has been slain!

CAPTAIN: Do you know what this means men? The evil queens tyranny is at an end! WE”RE FREE AT LAST!

EVERYONE: HURRAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPTAIN: Now we can set up a free society!

SOLDIER 1: That was a good shot.

SOLDIER 2: Sure was.

SOLDIER 3: It’s her own fault for showing off her cleavage.

SOLDIER 1: HUH?

SOLDIER 3: Leaving the spot above her heart exposed like that? C’MON!
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?

EVERYONE ELSE: o____o