Flashback story narrated by Blazing Southpaw. In it, two of the referees on staff for Jackal's new FWA, Tina Allison (tigress) and Sheila "Sharp-Eye" Montague (female German shepherd), used to be one of the best all-time women's tag team champions from the animal kingdom side of wrestling. They called themselves "The Anti-Diva Corporation" because they were protesting against how their then-employers (WWE) forced its employees to use specific terminology, or else be punished for it. The word "divas" in this case refers to the women's roster of wrestlers, since you are forbidden from saying the word "wrestler." (The men are called "superstars.")
Although Jackal does not force his employees to submit to certain terms, he does informally refer to the men's roster in his FWA as "warriors" and the women's roster as "amazons."
The defining moment of their careers does not come from winning a match or title, but from a promo they cut afterwards in which Tina went off-script (she did have a short temper).
FWA and all animal wrestlers mentioned © me and me alone
G-52s, C.I.D.F., etc. © me and me alone
Parallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and
Chuong
All real wrestling organizations (WWE, NJPW, etc.) © themselves and all parent holders thereof
Select assets of WCW now © WWE
All other media referenced or mentioned belongs to all who own the rights; I own nothing
Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRlTjErEDPQ
Although Jackal does not force his employees to submit to certain terms, he does informally refer to the men's roster in his FWA as "warriors" and the women's roster as "amazons."
The defining moment of their careers does not come from winning a match or title, but from a promo they cut afterwards in which Tina went off-script (she did have a short temper).
FWA and all animal wrestlers mentioned © me and me alone
G-52s, C.I.D.F., etc. © me and me alone
Parallels of Leo are joint-owned by me and
ChuongAll real wrestling organizations (WWE, NJPW, etc.) © themselves and all parent holders thereof
Select assets of WCW now © WWE
All other media referenced or mentioned belongs to all who own the rights; I own nothing
Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRlTjErEDPQ
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Juno: Oooh I can see the luchadores being the perfect opponents for The Wild West Wrestlers on the ring. That would be one heck of a show right there!
Zax: That idea does sound exciting. Luchador Lion and his team of luchadores against The Wild West Wrestlers?
Wrangler Wolf: Now that's an epic idea y'all! Tickets will instantly sell out on those!
Zax: That idea does sound exciting. Luchador Lion and his team of luchadores against The Wild West Wrestlers?
Wrangler Wolf: Now that's an epic idea y'all! Tickets will instantly sell out on those!
Luchador Lion: I love that idea, too!
Sheriff Crowther: What do you think, boss?
Jackal: That's definitely an idea worth doing, especially since we're gradually moving out of fabricated spectacles and into the era of pure, unscripted combat.
Sundown Smith: *prairie dog* There's three lions on his team, but there are four of us. One of us is going to have to sit this one out.
Sheriff Crowther: What do you think, boss?
Jackal: That's definitely an idea worth doing, especially since we're gradually moving out of fabricated spectacles and into the era of pure, unscripted combat.
Sundown Smith: *prairie dog* There's three lions on his team, but there are four of us. One of us is going to have to sit this one out.
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