“Lazy Gadabout’s Winning Save”

See, my penny purse got cut and my pockets twisted dry.
My job ain’t paying me enough to exist
When I summoned Graduate Lorobas he said;

“Your finances will recover.
Your soul will be saved.
Others cannot come with you.
Do you consent?”

Uh, can I not deliver heaven into hell to force redemption upon all?

“Mmmm can’t think of a follow-up.
We will magically make you exactly have your needs and wants set.
Now do you consent?”

What am I consenting to?
You dolly me up with fancy words to grease my soul away.
Explain your tricks first.

“You misunderstand my intentions. The Sleepy Summoner made a cursed bargain with Orobas.
This is an offer you can’t refuse”.

Oh I see how this trick works.
Illusion of choice.
Then I refuse to give up my humanity to demons.

“Hurry now and please enter the [Door to Everything] quietly before you are killed”.
-whispers Amdusias Dissona