request by  kilijshark oh my god I’m so sorry for having to make you wait my job got really insufferable and my health was noooooottttt goooooddd at aaaaallll

beau gets pressed by their boss for no reason and accidentally gets berrified permanently

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“Ugh.”

Boring, utterly boring, is what Beau is thinking about. They didn’t exactly find their job insufferable, it’s just that it was sometimes… time consuming. They felt sometimes trapped in the small store, their colleagues had different plans and they felt outcasted.


Sometimes their work environment would be manageable, while other times it would be so toxic they would have to leave for the sake of their mental wellbeing. Beau, like others, was rather a normal person just living normally.


After a rather heated day at the retail job, Beau got caught up with their boss and both of them started to argue with one another with the topic of clients.

“You piece of dirtroad, how can you not control your wording?” His boss argued.

“Before saying that sir I’m pretty sure you should watch your own mouth.” Beau said back, which enraged their boss more.

“You know what? I can’t do this anymore.” As their boss walked back into his office.


“Jerk.” They whispered to themself. They needed to calm their senses, because being mad the entire day would not be worth it. “I need a drink…” As they begin to look for any cold beverages that weren’t alcoholic in the mini fridge for employees.

“Alright, this’ll work I think.” As they pulled out some no branded blueberry soda.


They went back to the counter and opened the can. The juice inside “exploded” and released itself out to stain the floors. “Dear lord, will this day get any worse??”


They drank what was left of the soda trying to ignore the fact that they spilt almost everything on the floor. Beau threw away the can in shame of the wasted soda.


They started their shift again, and while ringing the groceries, they saw a familiar figure? If you could even phrase it like that. “Is that the Y/N kid that works for Wonka?” As they bag up a lady’s onions. They got out of their shift and went up to the person.

“Oi, are you the kid that Drako talks about?”

The person turns around and is visually stunned.

“Huh? How do you know?”

“Just…. *sighs* Nothing. He’s a colleague of sort.”

Cringing at themself, Beau turns around to leave when the person asks them a question.

“What’s your name again?”

“Beau.”

“Right, uhm, Beau, your muzzle… uhm, it’s turning blue.”

Confused at this, they go to the spare bathroom in the employees only area to find out their entire body has turned blue.

“What the hell?”


Before they could process anything, they felt something odd in their gut. Sloshing sounds started to echo in the small room as they finally start to piece together what was happening.

“Am I.. turning into a blueberry?” Beau was no stranger to berrification and swelling, but this type in which was fast, they began to question everything.

“I need to get outta here before I get stuck… and break something, ugh.” As they grunted in disappointment. They began to run out of the employees only room but not without getting a bit stuck.


They managed to get out of the building just in time before anything major happened, they felt that this type of swelling was definitely permanent for some time. As they were finishing up with the transformation, the person who alerted them about their change, or Y/N came out of the market and started to dial a number.


“Hey kid, do you mind calling help? I’m… in a weird situation.”

“I am calling help, hoping they’ll get here in time.”

“Nah, I think this might be permanent for some time, I’m sure my colour isn’t supposed to be this bright.”

Y/N still talked with the agency on helping Beau get juiced to their original size.

“They’ll come here soon.”

Beau nodded to Y/N.

“Y/N? Has your face always looked like that when I saw you walking down the isles? It’s kind-“ Before Beau could finish their sentence, loud gurgling noises could be heard from Y/N’s stomach too. And their transformation was aggressively fast too, much faster than theirs.

“Nononono… Was their juice on their body contagious enough that even touching their skin results in immediate swelling?” Y/N whispered to themself. They felt bloated than the first time ever that they got berrified.




After some time had passed, officers came to the location in which Beau got swollen up in, and saw that they in fact had 2 berries instead of 1.


“Oh thank goodness help is here. Quick, hurry, get this kid juiced up before me, I’m certain that I’m a permaberry now.”