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Dex... the ever clumsy, oafish, walking bed of a himbo menace. Grabbing people as teddy plushes to snug, busting through walls, causing all sorts of other collateral damage, and much much more. Yet none of it ever a worry to Dex, because thank GOODNESS for lion insurance
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The solution is to never try to hide the seafood and/or the ice cream from The Good Himbo.
I finally fixed the wall and got all new furniture for the living room, and the stairs are rebuilt again, so that's all done.
I am, however, still cleaning the seafood shells out of the Old Blue Cadillac, and I have to get the power top and windows to work again. I may also need to have the seats reupholstered.
That's the last time I hide the seafood in the car...
I finally fixed the wall and got all new furniture for the living room, and the stairs are rebuilt again, so that's all done.
I am, however, still cleaning the seafood shells out of the Old Blue Cadillac, and I have to get the power top and windows to work again. I may also need to have the seats reupholstered.
That's the last time I hide the seafood in the car...
Psssh as big as your stash of "tactically acquired" undies is, im sure you can spare a few to pay for himbo collateral damages. Or even just some of the natural break-y of the stuffs as a result of panthm-nanigans >>
You dont need no license you've practically got the title of mastermind undies swiper! But surely you know, when one is the best at their craft, others will be gunning to take that title too hmmm >:)
You dont need no license you've practically got the title of mastermind undies swiper! But surely you know, when one is the best at their craft, others will be gunning to take that title too hmmm >:)
Ah, but what about those occasions when the himbo lion meets his match in the -preditory- "dedicated" master chef? Forcibly stuffed with exquisitely prepared seafood, burgers, hot dogs, tacos, pizza, lasagna, sushi, baked goods, and ice cream...? Fed into a coma-like stupor, gently spread out in front of a cozy little log fireplace, and used as a pillow to hibernate on until the spring thaw...?πππ€
Hmmm that wouuuuld seem like a natural way to counter and keep him from being so collateral damage inclined buuuut you forget onnne important detail. He has a tendency to sleepwalk :p Might want to get some anchor chains like they have on massive ships to hold him down or something... heck even then knowing Dex he might find a way to wiggle out. He can be a comfy bed but gotta take some precautions haha
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