Ah, here I am in my natural state. I like to think of myself as something strong, regal, and fierce like a monitor lizard or a dragon, but I relate more to the gecko. No thoughts, head empty, eyes blink one at a time, tongue constantly in a state of blep, and my two brain cells fight for third place. At the very least, I am as cute as a gecko.

Art done by Naraxona on Twitter