Don't listen to any scheming koalas—Maurice isn't "turning into a badger." See? Here's an photo of him where he looked just like that when he was younger. And Sully doesn't even know how to use Photoshop.

I hope that satisfies you. What does it say about you that you're willing to judge someone based on their wool color? What does it say about you that you're willing to judge me based on someone else's wool color? Think about that before you repeat wild accusations.

Now if you'll excuse me I have badger DNA to inject into a client.

Artwork by  jonas