At PAX West, there was a panel that featured some creators who were having a go at arguing about nerd stuff. Batman vs superman, would pokemon win against 10 billion lions, that sort of stuff.

I, dressed in a Ralsei cosplay, step up to the mic, and offer them this question:

"The Minions, throughout history, have been drawn to the truly evil leaders within humanity, to serve as their loyal peons in plans for world domination. We've seen them with Napoleon, Dracula, and more. However, in the mid-20th century, they get lost in the Arctic, conveniently missing the reign of a certain German leader. I believe this was a deliberate choice by the writers to avoid possible associations with the man who ruined toothbrush mustaches for the rest of history, among other things. Did this 'accidental exile' also happen during Judas' betrayal and the crucifixion of Christ?"

I'm not sure they actually answered the question after the initial shock.

Recreation of the incident done by a friend