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My show is all about getting you the body you deserve**! You want that trim body, that sculpted chest, those smooth legs, oh you're going to get it***!

So, Let's Move It™ and come on over to Movin' It with Michael™, now available in more television markets****!

A recent comm from rolyjulioli.bsky.social. I suggested this to her, and she was more than happy to do it. As it turns out, the 1980s aesthetic is one of her favorites to work with! She even included a VHS/UHF filter.

*Based on ratings taken this past Thursday at 4 a.m. Eastern Time.
**Whether you actually deserve it varies by person.
***Not a guarantee.
****Currently not available in Canada due to a lack of "Canadian content." Michael has been actively lifting curling stones on air in hopes of qualifying though.