Bowser never imagined that his life would've ended like this. Paralized from the waist down, anxious about the idea of ever going back to his former self even tho he is desperate to turn back, craving urine 24/7, horny with his new form-

"WHAT THE FUCK IS MESSING WITH MY HEAD!"

The EX king of the koopas yelled at the top of his... lungs?... no he didn't had lungs anymore, his chest felt oddly empty as if nothing but an esophagus recided in there so... he yelled full of rage towards the empty bathroom he was now permanently fixed in

He managed to punch a hole on the right wall of the bathroon stall.

Bowser tried his best to recall the events of the day after...

"A big party... only men, i was being seduced by a werewolf... we kissed?... SHIT I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING BUY GAY SHIT"

The fat half toiled sigh and moved his upper body uncomfortably, he wasn't used to feel his own hard lower body. He was able to peek above the stall door and noticed that apart of being on a familar place, he saw the sun rising through a window but then-


2 shiny yellow dots aproaching