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>Saving Mankind proves to actually be difficult
>Whips up proper INTRUDING BADGUISE costume
>Literally cobbled together cardboard boxes
>The demons will be fooled like fools
-whimsies Elegy
"Protecting yourself against being murdered by words?
Goddamn why didn't I write this sooner!?"
-scratches chin Odysseus
"Cheers Amdusias Dissona! I love your stories. 'Before You Know It" is a masterpiece."
-nervously spits out Elegy
"Okay this Elegy odd fellow is PISSING ME OFF.
He has the gall to PRAISE me?
Utterly submissive behavior BORES ME SO.
TOUCH BROKEN SKIN WHILE I PRAY."
-growls Amdusias Dissona
>Time for plan B
>Prepares to epically troll the internet
>Easy work ahead
>Pats self on back
"Eulogy we should somehow appease Amdusias Dissona. Fork over some ideas buddy."
-desperately yelps Elegy
"Fwooo you've gotten us into bad trouble Elegy.
Ummm, Amdusias Dissona is a Vice-Monarch of Hellside and you keep bothering her. She will simply murder you if you keep up the bad act."
-recalls Eulogy
>Defeat Andrealphus
>Amdusias is pleased
"There I solved the historical problem. She won't be able to resist dating me after I defeat Archmage Andrealphus with a contrived plot sequence.
Crisis adverted; Mankind safe."
-swipes brow Elegy
>Whips up proper INTRUDING BADGUISE costume
>Literally cobbled together cardboard boxes
>The demons will be fooled like fools
-whimsies Elegy
"Protecting yourself against being murdered by words?
Goddamn why didn't I write this sooner!?"
-scratches chin Odysseus
"Cheers Amdusias Dissona! I love your stories. 'Before You Know It" is a masterpiece."
-nervously spits out Elegy
"Okay this Elegy odd fellow is PISSING ME OFF.
He has the gall to PRAISE me?
Utterly submissive behavior BORES ME SO.
TOUCH BROKEN SKIN WHILE I PRAY."
-growls Amdusias Dissona
>Time for plan B
>Prepares to epically troll the internet
>Easy work ahead
>Pats self on back
"Eulogy we should somehow appease Amdusias Dissona. Fork over some ideas buddy."
-desperately yelps Elegy
"Fwooo you've gotten us into bad trouble Elegy.
Ummm, Amdusias Dissona is a Vice-Monarch of Hellside and you keep bothering her. She will simply murder you if you keep up the bad act."
-recalls Eulogy
>Defeat Andrealphus
>Amdusias is pleased
"There I solved the historical problem. She won't be able to resist dating me after I defeat Archmage Andrealphus with a contrived plot sequence.
Crisis adverted; Mankind safe."
-swipes brow Elegy
Category Poetry / Fantasy
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 640 x 616px
File Size 7.4 MB
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