Alloy: YO CARBON! I Finally found da stick!

Carbon: Hey Shrimp! We've been lookin' for ya. We was debatin' what tah give ya somethin' different far New Years..

Alloy: But den we decided ya know what? Let's just give em what we did last year! I'm too lazy tah think of anything else!

Carbon: Works far me! Happy New Year RUNT! Ready Far Da BALLS tah DROP?!!

(Otakas is about to get his usual New Years Crushings from his Grani cousins Carbon and Alloy. Sadly (Or Luckly) for him, Carbon and Alloy Steel aren't just their names. They're also fat composition!)

Hope you all enjoy! <3